PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

Im not one to blow my own trumpet but during 2016 I did date an ex Miss World Maria Julia Mantilla , a lady from Peru , met her on a holiday in Antigua whilst staying at The Inn at English Harbour , lasted 2 years , and since you ask I did wear my City shirt for some action one night .
Nearly broke her back!
 
Im not one to blow my own trumpet but during 2016 I did date an ex Miss World Maria Julia Mantilla , a lady from Peru , met her on a holiday in Antigua whilst staying at The Inn at English Harbour , lasted 2 years , and since you ask I did wear my City shirt for some action one night .
This sounds like the first round of WILTY. Where is David Mitchell when you need him?

‘So tell us more about this two years. Did you co-habitate with said Miss World in Antigua, England, Peru or all three?’

‘ like the detail around the hotel. Very good’.

‘Which shirt was it’?

I still think it’s a lie though ;-)
 

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