United Thread | 2024/25

[Bantamgaz]

They'll need a good 500 million alone to sort out that squad, scruffy Jim isn't thinking football he's thinking entertainment venue with a football team welded onto the side at a jaunty angle.

500 million nah bud your talking way much mote and with there recruitment record 500 million wont get them anywhere near .............they are fooking light years away ...........managers have walked into these type of clubs with a base to work with but in all honesty and i aint taking the piss how many of that squad get into a top four side never mind a title winning one ???????

I would guess fooking none and thats the size of the task

 

[mexico1970]

500 million nah bud your talking way much mote and with there recruitment record 500 million wont get them anywhere near .............they are fooking light years away ...........managers have walked into these type of clubs with a base to work with but in all honesty and i aint taking the piss how many of that squad get into a top four side never mind a title winning one ???????

I would guess fooking none and thats the size of the task

Jimbo will ask someone for the money mate, even if it means looking behind his own couch. OK it'll be a championship side but hey ho :)

 

[deano ou812]

If they’re in trouble the government will step in to help them. Fucking obvious what’s going to happen if they’re struggling. Same as what happens when they’re struggling on the pitch the authorities always help them out

This is exactly what will happen,if they have a shortfall on monies the government will stump up absolutely guaranteed..

 

[flb]

They'll need a good 500 million alone to sort out that squad, scruffy Jim isn't thinking football he's thinking entertainment venue with a football team welded onto the side at a jaunty angle.

He’s into popcorn concessions .
“It will be as iconic as the Eiffel Tower”
That tells you all you need to know about scruffy , only on talksport today , Jordan said he tried to buy Chelsea and Barcelona.
As iconic as the Eiffel Tower !!!! I’d start with Blackpool tower you charlatan , and that’s doing a disservice to Blackpool tower by the way.
He’s a fucking con merchant , and the sheep haven’t sussed him out yet.
He’s a tax dodging , scrounging expert , and that’s all he is .

 

[hertsblue]

Come on, Réal Sociadad.

For Merlin, if for no other reason.

Of course we know there wont be any cost comparisons tonight with Sociadad making a profit of around 20 million in each of the last few seasons.

 

[the blue panther]

Share price just hit a record low.

The Stock Market doesn't like Circuses

Wait till they have to refinance in 2027 - the wheels will really come off the clown-car.
Beep beep!!!

 

[Lowtower]

Oooh fireworks

Scruffy cunts gone all out tonight with a couple of bargain bin rockets

 

[the blue panther]

He’s into popcorn concessions .
“It will be as iconic as the Eiffel Tower”
That tells you all you need to know about scruffy , only on talksport today , Jordan said he tried to buy Chelsea and Barcelona.
As iconic as the Eiffel Tower !!!! I’d start with Blackpool tower you charlatan , and that’s doing a disservice to Blackpool tower by the way.
He’s a fucking con merchant , and the sheep haven’t sussed him out yet.
He’s a tax dodging , scrounging expert , and that’s all he is .

Yeah, but, he means well

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Spring forward; fall back.

You’ll have to wait ‘til October for your extra hour.

Or at least until the next day...

 

[remember arthur mann]

Look at Wembley - Originally quoted as £200m to build but cost between £750m - £1bn depending on the reports.
Bramley Moore, originally supposed to cost £500m but coming in at over £800m.
Spurs new Whitehart Lane originally quoted at £250m but came in at around £1.2bn!
There is zero chance that a stadium as intricate as the one shown in the renders is coming in anywhere near budget - and if they're quoting £2bn now, this could actually be the thing that sinks that rotten club without a trace.

That's why it's coming as a meccano set.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Lovely stuff him slagging players off on telly for all to see will go down like a cup of cold sick in that dressing room! Even bumpier roads ahead for the shit stains!

Reckon he thinks of he slags them off enough they'll leave. When you're talking 350k a week, it doesn't always work that way..

Especially. When they have well followed social media accounts.
Could have a team.of Bales on his hands before long...

 

[The Salford lad.]

The games in at work , credit where credits due , they don’t stop singing about the team they hate Liverp nah we all know it’s City .

 

[wahablue]

United 0-1 down penalty Believe that United demanded Nunez to take it.Sad

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Utd going down with 2 billion worth of tent...

 

[malg]

Have you got something against Brentford?

FFS ........I bloody concentrated on that as well!

 

[Shirley]

Would they have give the away fans 15,000 tickets pitch side or is there a way out of it for this new swamp ?

 

[Beanhead]

Oooh fireworks

Scruffy cunts gone all out tonight with a couple of bargain bin rockets

In hope they catch the stadium alight so he can claim on insurance for the rebuild.

 

[TinFoilHat]

3 penalties and a red card.

Is David Gill still working for UEFA?

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Only 11 fouls but 6 bookings and a straight red for Sociedad. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Here's one in the YCMIU category: https://bmmagazine.co.uk/in-busines...-cars-in-the-us-after-doors-open-mid-journey/

Insert your own joke here.