United Thread | 2024/25

[mexico1970]

That **** Neville has been waiting over 10 years to spout City are in decline we’ll watch and learn ratface ****.

Being in 2nd spot is being in decline, meanwhile his team of misfits could only muster a draw at tractor boy central :)

 

[cheekybids]

Ruben Scamorim

What’s the bet they raid Sporting Lisbon which would then beg the question what was the point of Ashworth.

 

[cheekybids]

It's wild that people are shocked the squad delivered at its level. It's a fucking dog shit squad and no manager can make them a viable top 6 team without major investment, again.

Meanwhile Omar Berrada has given him 3 years to win the title. Great as a marketing presentation but utterly beyond their capabilities & the date was chosen purely as a fake anniversary. It’s like watching Grand Designs as they say they want to be in by Xmas only to see them in a caravan with a Xmas tree.

 

[cheekybids]

Does he really say "I'll wank yous off in da care park"?

“I’ll be the one with a dag….”

 

[lefty goldblatt]

To paraphrase the Irish travellers in Manchester thread in off topic, is the dog abuser offering to tarmac it, badly?

 

[Gazza]

I see slimy Simon has tempered his expectations after just one game..... Before the game they were going to win everything including the Tour de France... after the game the manager's going to need a lot of time.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What’s the bet they raid Sporting Lisbon which would then beg the question what was the point of Ashworth.

So instead of raiding Ajax, the tactic will switch to raiding SL?

 

[Blueboy73]

I see slimy Simon has tempered his expectations after just one game..... Before the game they were going to win everything including the Tour de France... after the game the manager's going to need a lot of time.

After all the plastic wankers were wanking themselves silly about a poor run of results for a club they're apparently not bothered about.
For any lurking Rags wankers, just a reminder that you're TWELFTH in the league and playing Bodo Glimt on Thursday night.
As you were Raggies.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

Watched the second half after Ipswich equalised . That side is an embarrassment ..When Zirkzee came on it turned into a first class comedy with a attempt on goal ballooning into the North Sea .Cheered me up a tad, after our pasting, to see the new manager bounce about as effective as a chocolate teapot .

 

[r.soleofsalford]

He's a shit house , easy to offer someone to go to the carpark while security's separating you. If he was up for it would have piled into the guy there and then. Soft arse red bastard.

Like when Richard’s saved his arse when the Arsenal fan tupped Keane.