Man convicted of having sex with a Shetland Pony

[eric pode of croydon]

I could do a Corgi if I got on my knees

I'll set 'em up...........

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Are we sure it was a real horse and not a pantomime one. If it was a pantomime one its not like the horse wasn't warned

Oh no it wasn’t…..

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Oh no it wasn’t…..

Watch out!!! He's behind you!!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Who amongst us has not rogered a horse

Not a horse but I've been compromised by a few asses on a few occasions.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Is " Trigger and Roy Rogers" the equine equivalent of "Debbie does Dallas"

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Is " Trigger and Roy Rogers" the equine equivalent of "Debbie does Dallas"

Only foals and horses

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If the horse penetrated him, he would have had a nasty case of the trots.

Yes but at least he'll be in stable condition.....

 

[dickie davies]

The bloke's had an absolute mare

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Only foals and horses
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The Trotters

 

[CTID1988]

Jesus Christ. Imagine not only being caught doing that, but then having your face plastered all over the papers. Dirty get

 

[west didsblue]

If the horse penetrated him, he would have had a nasty case of the trots.

Google Kenneth Pinyan.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The bloke's had an absolute mare

He said he was a City fan. Was telling me he went to Mane Road a lot in the 80’s

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I'm not sure why the editorial gestapo on here decided to change the title of this thread from "Who's shagged a shetland pony".

I was genuinely interested to know if anyone on here had done similar to the silly chap in the article.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Jesus Christ. Imagine not only being caught doing that, but then having your face plastered all over the papers. Dirty get

He’ll certainly be the centaur of attention for a while

 

[Protein Junkie]

Jesus wept. I thought only the welsh did things like this?

Ffs I’ve told you before it was the once and I was cold and pissed at the time.

 

[Stoned Rose]

straight in the horses mouth

 

[BlueRockape]

The judge asked him how long he felt this relationship would last before he was caught.
The man in the dock replied “2 furlongs”



Gets his coat…..

When asked if he would do it again he replied
Neigh

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

When asked if he would do it again he replied
Neigh

when caught pissing up against Beechers Brook , Aintree...he asked for 9 other fences to be taken into consideration..

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

The pony isn't happy following the incident and still has a long face.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

These horse puns need reining in, and the guy needs fetlocking up