LangleyBlue1970
Well-Known Member
Was the Pied Piper a nonce?
Just thought I’d ask a random question to get it to 9320 pages.
Just thought I’d ask a random question to get it to 9320 pages.

Thank you for the alliteration explanation
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
arrggghhh b*stard - I'm stuck on calls and I'm starving - gonna have to pop out to local butty shop now!!!!Who’s having a nice tasty barm for breakfast?
I think he just enjoyed the company of children. And hated it when people didn’t pay their bills.Was the Pied Piper a nonce?
Chatgpt is your friendWhat is a peck? Is it a unit of measurement? A container of some sort?
According to ChatGPT, it’s a unit of dry volume measurement, equal to 8 dry quarts or 9 litres.What is a peck? Is it a unit of measurement? A container of some sort?
Thank you for asking Damocles. I believe in the context of that rhyme, it's similar to choosing a "snack".What is a peck? Is it a unit of measurement? A container of some sort?
His attendance figures were about as reliable as any statistics coming out of the Kremlin.View attachment 150524
Can someone photoshop this and put Swales' head over Khaldoon's?
Can you imagine PJS sat there saying "Leave sorting out the war in Ukraine to me, Mr President. I've sent Ian Niven over there with the authority to offer Putin & Zelensky a very nice radiogram each, on very advantageous weekly terms if they stop fighting".
Can someone photoshop this and put Swales' head over Khaldoon's?
Can you imagine PJS sat there saying "Leave sorting out the war in Ukraine to me, Mr President. I've sent Ian Niven over there with the authority to offer Putin & Zelensky a very nice radiogram each, on very advantageous weekly terms".
The Deyna purchase involved (iirc) tractors and word processors as part of the deal because there was little or no currency exchange between the UK and Poland at the time. Might be wrong on the items but there were definitely goods that were weighed in as part of the transaction. It was essentially a player transfer conducted via barter!Maybe Mr Swales missed his true calling in the 1970s. He could have thawed the cold war a lot quicker with a container full of the latest Rediffusions.
"Fake news!"His attendance figures were about as reliable as any statistics coming out of the Kremlin.
I’d say the 47,000 at Charlton is more accurate than the current official rate of inflation in Russia."Fake news!"
It was photocopiers tooThe Deyna purchase involved (iirc) tractors and word processors as part of the deal because there was little or no currency exchange between the UK and Poland at the time. Might be wrong on the items but there were definitely goods that were weighed in as part of the transaction. It was essentially a player transfer conducted via barter!
To be fair, didn't Russian cosmonauts get a tv as a thankyou for their service? A tradition that's still going, as we saw with the pics of local party officials presenting meat grinders to the families of dead Russian soldiers.
Maybe Mr Swales missed his true calling in the 1970s. He could have thawed the cold war a lot quicker with a container full of the latest Rediffusions.

That was it! Not word processors, photocopiers.It was photocopiers too
Unless he was in a shop, choosing from a selection of pecks of pickled peppers, or other items.Chatgpt is your friend
A peck is a unit of dry volume measurement, primarily used in agriculture. In the U.S. and U.K., a peck equals 8 dry quarts or 1/4 of a bushel.
So, when Peter Piper "picked a peck of pickled peppers," it means he gathered about 8 quarts (or roughly 9 liters) of pickled peppers. However, since pickled peppers are usually prepared rather than picked, the phrase is more of a tongue-twister than a literal statement!
It was a terrible signing tbf!Very funny last line from Sefan’s substack article…
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