The Chants Against Foden's Mum

You should hear what they sing about their own players. One about eating dogs was particularly catchy!
 
They're dark humour chants if they're funny.
Yesterday's chants were about as funny as the match was entertaining.

I wasn't offended, I just thought they were a bit sad.

Yeah to me that was what was worst about it. Zero attempt at humour, just a base level insult. And not even at him. It wasn't right, but what do we expect of scum?
 
Fucking sanitisation of football. I think I am almost done with the whole thing. Let's get through the 115 first so the executives can fuck us all off for people who spend money and don't sing songs at all, then that's it for me.

Almost sixty years a fan, man and boy. I'm surprised it's taken this long, tbh. No wonder none of my kids give a flying fuck about football.
Yep - how I've got about the current decline in the experience too.
Sanitised, patronising and controlling, when it used to be edgy, exciting, adult. Obviously there are certain things that have thankfully been eradicated, but it's gone way too far now. Bombarded with mosly unnecessary warnings and threats the moment you enter the stadium.
 
Yep - how I've got about the current decline in the experience too.
Sanitised, patronising and controlling, when it used to be edgy, exciting, adult. Obviously there are certain things that have thankfully been eradicated, but it's gone way too far now. Bombarded with mosly unnecessary warnings and threats the moment you enter the stadium.
That does my head in. Can be on the concourse watching the early game and the game will go off the screens and there’ll be a minute of notices telling fans what not to do.

‘Don’t do this’ ‘don’t do that’ ‘don’t stand up’ ‘don’t smoke in the toilets’ ‘don’t be racist’ ‘don’t be Islamophobic’ ‘don’t go on the pitch’ ‘don’t throw anything’ ‘don’t don’t don’t’…

Then it’s the same at half time: the teams go off and the announcer comes over the speakers and says all those same ‘DON’Ts’.

I don’t have a big list by my front door to remind me as I’m leaving the house what not to do in life, so I don’t fucking need telling at the football either.

Sling it!
 
Either the OP is between the ages of 20 and 30 or he has led a very sheltered life.
Posh Spice is a slapper was sung by thousands of Blues should we all ban ourselves from the Etihad to save the cost of a huge historic investigation into 'Rude Songs Sung by Football Fans'
 
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The point of dark humour - subjective.
Anyway, I see the boss is full square behind this latest campaign. So the sterilisation continues.

You don't object to the chants but you object to Pep's reaction to them?

Pep wasn't saying they can't sing it just that it shows a lack of class. There is no campaign.
 

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