The Chants Against Foden's Mum

We did notice it. It was loud as fuck. My missus rarely says anything about football but even she said are they saying some one is a slag? I just laughed and said it’s football fans being cunts.

I think you’d have to have been deaf not to notice it.

I heard them singing something about Foden but I was busy half watching and half sorting my dinner out and running about to get out of the house before the game ended. This was to beat the crowds leaving the game as I was going to be passing the swamp on the way. I followed the rest of the game on my phone until I got to the pub.
 
Maybe in Spain it’s more of an insult than it is here.
Mum jokes and saying things about mums although pretty childish are in most cases harmless.

I’m sure we’ve all said and done worse.
If we are too grizzle about this then it just adds to them and others doing it.
 
What I did notice about the chant yesterday was the use of the word ‘Mum’ by the Rags in the chant.

Not the proper Mancunian, ‘Mam’.

The posh Southern wankers.
Hmm, I've been called a wanker often enough but I'm definitely not a posh southern one and I never called my mum "mam" and I don't think I have ever personally known anyone who called their mother that either. Is this the new barm/muffin?
 
The most devastating chant is the classic of understatement:
Name of player, name of player, you’re not very good,
You are not, you are not, You’re not very good.
You're not very good.
 
No, as a decent human being he rightly defended his player and said he found it unacceptable. As any human being with a moral compass would. Being a football fan doesn't give people a free pass to be a vile fucker. Once the media mentioned it it was out of the box so absolutely nothing Pep said would put it back in.

The pedo chant directed at Foden soon died away, probably because no-one gave a fuck. Let's see what happens with this one, then.
 
Well I hope any lurking rags have read the outrage this has caused and change their tune next seasons derby at old Trafford.

Your mum is one of those people who sleeps with plenty of men, your mum is one of those people who sleeps with plenty of men, Phil Foden, your mum is one of those people who sleeps with plenty of men.

And our fans from now impeccably behaved!
 
Well I hope any lurking rags have read the outrage this has caused and change their tune next seasons derby at old Trafford.

Your mum is one of those people who sleeps with plenty of men, your mum is one of those people who sleeps with plenty of men, Phil Foden, your mum is one of those people who sleeps with plenty of men.

And our fans from now impeccably behaved!
Having seen her I wouldn't have thought she gets too many opportunities.
 
I remember the song Spurs fans sang to Arsenal back in the day.

Adebeyor, Adebayor. His dad washes elephants, and his mother's a whore.
Spurs are on the way Belsen, hitler is going to gas them again. Followed by hissing sounds.
The kippax back in the day.
 
Remember the song we sang about Tevez when he played for the rags?

His Neck Scars Proves he's lost his head,
Tevez Tevez,
He'll never shag a sexy bird,
Tevez Tevez,
You ugly twat you Argie ****,
They've sewn his head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's head.

And when we welcomed him to Manchester we changed the words. Lol.
 

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