United Thread | 2024/25

[chaddblue]

The final kick in the teeth for them would be if they take points off Villa meaning we get top 5 even if we lose

 

[philiph20]

These deluded fuckwits are about to be gaslit with the signing of Cunha and they'll fall for it hook, line and sinker.
Anyone who comes to that shit stain of a club tells you everything you need to know about their motivation and desire.

They are the most gullible set of fans in the country, they have the 'socialist' manager who gave them the Glazers, the French egotist who basically took money from the Munich survivors and their families pot and you don't hear a word about that. Completely duped by the likes of Lingard, Pogba and that thick chav Rashford to mention a few, screw them.

 

[Always Ali]

"Imagine if we win the EL, we'll have had a better season than Citeh"

Back in your collective box. Cunts.

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

They've lost around 30m in premier money just because they are 10/12 positions lower than last season so the money they've made in Europa has just covered that..

More exceptional PSR allowances incoming!

 

[city saint]

all the build up in the media yesterday just expecting a rag win,it was all for nowt.and the game just highlighted how bad they are and teases how much can it still get worse,they are where we were in the 90s but without the fan base

 

[gazinho]

Or we win tomorrow and these twats get smashed on Wednesday, dirty horrible scum

Yes im doing that awful thing where you reply to yourself but

GOOD FUCKING MORNING

 

[Coatigan]

Have a fucking heart people. We all know at least one rag fan and they don’t deserve this. Followed their club through thick and thick. They never expected this and it demeans us to take the piss now. Of all days. Have a heart blues and go easy on them.

You can remind them we kindly gifted them 4 points this season.



.. of their total of 39!!





(Yes, I will use it every chance I get)

 

[mancboy]

More exceptional PSR allowances incoming!

You dont think those pretty drawings for the new stadium were by accident do you?

 

[Coatigan]

Manchester United take down '35 years' banner at Old Trafford after City's FA Cup win

Manchester United have removed the infamous '35 years' ticker at Old Trafford which showed the time elapsed since rivals Manchester City last won a trophy.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Never forget

Fuck it. And again!

 

[waspish]

More exceptional PSR allowances incoming!

Well the 10 min AI generated stadium plans will be written down on the books as 100m

 

[chaddblue]

I’m crying ….

Uniteds prize money for being runners up in the losers cup was £5m

But one of the clauses in Mason mounts transfer means they now have to pay £3.5m cos he played in a euro final

 

[Lowtower]

 

[Gray]

Why is the BBC showing Johnson as the goal scorer, surely it went in off Fatty Shaw?

Anyway who cares - that will give their slimy supporters a few months of pain before they start getting giddy again. Was in my club on the first Friday of the season when they played Fulham and won with a very late goal. A young lad who supports them shouted “we are top of the League” and I shouted back “make the most of it as tomorrow you wont be”.

 

[Gray]

I’m crying ….

Uniteds prize money for being runners up in the losers cup was £5m

But one of the clauses in Mason mounts transfer means they now have to pay £3.5m cos he played in a euro final

Wonderful, just wonderful.

 

[give it to gordon]

Is it correct that rags have lost 4 times to spuds this season ?

 

[bluemooncas]

Thought the boss might be taking a day off, but nope, here he is. Been giving it the big ‘un all week, proper smug on Monday with the sly digs and grins.


Now? Straight in the office, door shut, not a peep. Let’s see how many times he dares to venture out today — I’m counting. The rag git’s gone full hermit mode.


Funny how quiet they get when the heat’s on. Can’t lie… I’m thoroughly enjoying their discomfort.

 

[RobinHood]

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Fuck it. And again!

Brilliant !!

 

[pride in battle]

Hang it in the louvre!

Soft **** its only SPURS

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

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Him and the blonde lesbian both coming out saying they’re open to leaving

 

[Coatigan]

Come on have a fucking guess!

Anyone had a guess yet?

Let me try. You are in Bilbao ;)