United Thread | 2024/25

[Lowtower]

Rat **** Fernandes last night

Fucking hell, that was an all time stinker,

 

[Gray]

Thought the boss might be taking a day off, but nope, here he is. Been giving it the big ‘un all week, proper smug on Monday with the sly digs and grins.


Now? Straight in the office, door shut, not a peep. Let’s see how many times he dares to venture out today — I’m counting. The rag git’s gone full hermit mode.


Funny how quiet they get when the heat’s on. Can’t lie… I’m thoroughly enjoying their discomfort.

Can’t you slip little messages of sympathy under his door?

 

[IrishBloodEnglishHeart]

I see the BBC have quickly got rid of the "the £100m game" story now Rags have lost

 

[RobinHood]

Who's BBQ do I gatecrash now?

 

[BridgyDids]

Big game, and Fernandes goes missing?! Well there is a shock

 

[adr2.8i]

I’m crying ….

Uniteds prize money for being runners up in the losers cup was £5m

But one of the clauses in Mason mounts transfer means they now have to pay £3.5m cos he played in a euro final

seriously??? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[bluemooncas]

Can’t you slip little messages of sympathy under his door?

Might take him a brew, doesn't look to be moving,
he will be waiting till i go downstairs on shopfloor before he ventures out,
I work near Wigan so there's a few Liverpool and Everton lads here as well us a couple of Blues,
the hatred of the scum seems greater from Everton than Liverpool lads
we are like meercats looking over the top of computers watching him haha

 

[HelloCity]

One of the funniest things is how sure they were that they were going to win.

Gas lit by the media and completely fell for it.

 

[Gray]

Come on have a fucking guess!

Can’t I phone a friend?

 

[Bald fraud]

Jeff stelling is fearing for Villa on Sunday there’s going to be “a backlash!” From manchesh yoonited! Let’s hope so Jeff! lol!!!

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Can’t you slip little messages of sympathy under his door?

Is that a euphemism?

 

[King Jay]

Him and the blonde lesbian both coming out saying they’re open to leaving

Can see garnacho leaving. I think Napoli was interested in him. They will do anything for PSR

 

[richards30]

Transfer budget for the summer must be fucked now then?! I`m sure they were banking on champions league

 

[Gray]

Has anybody got the Flying Pig reaction?

 

[JASR]

To the tune of 3 lions…

You’re going down, you’re going down
United’s going down


… will hopefully be the tune on all rivals lips the entire 25/26 season, culminating in its predictive end.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Hopefully the spiral continues, shit football, overpaid players not wanting to leave and shit results, Rim Job fired.

Rinse and repeat then into the Championship and then oblivion.

 

[Gray]

Jeff stelling is fearing for Villa on Sunday there’s going to be “a backlash!” From manchesh yoonited! Let’s hope so Jeff! lol!!!

It will be wonderful if they play shit at home in their last match of the season, the fans reaction will be a joy to watch.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Jeff stelling is fearing for Villa on Sunday there’s going to be “a backlash!” From manchesh yoonited! Let’s hope so Jeff! lol!!!

The media are shithouses and fucking shameless in their backing of the red shirt teams.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

they could hit the magical 40 points sunday

Could you be a little more precise and advise which Sunday?

 

[Fred_Quimby]