United Thread | 2024/25

[I'm With Stupid]

Because of our poor form, Newcastle are above us.

I can see these snidey fuckers throwing their match against the barcodes to ensure it stays thst way.

You say that like it would take a deliberate act for them to lose to Newcastle. Newcastle would shit on them 9 times out of 10 at the moment.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

Life on swamp

Obviously things aren't hunky dory across there.

 

[mexico1970]

 

[Stoned Rose]

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He’s looking well for a man under scrutiny.

 

[mexico1970]

He’s looking well for a man under scrutiny.

As long as he doesn't lose his head mate ;-)

 

[Akira]

What is it with them and corners? They're either constantly turning them or conceding from them.

Alot of teams are doing the corner routine that swings the ball really close to the goalmouth, no thanks to Arsenal, and United seems to be suffering from it.

Notice how Son scores a miraculous corner goal just a few days back before Cunha scores an exact replica.

United's way of defending corners seem to be putting one man to protect Onana, putting himself at armslength from other defenders, but Onana seems to be doing nothing with that protection.

 

[jacko74]

It has taken United fans a long time for reality to sink in. The players they have now are the worst squad they have had since Ferguson retired. A flukey Derby win can’t hide that truth.

Once again they've flipped the blame narrative just like they always do.

With every new manager the narrative is "we've got a decent manager but shit players"

Then once that manager proves to be yet another failure they flip it to "we've got decent players but a shit manager"

Their pride and egos never allow them to admit that both their manager and players are shit.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Alot of teams are doing the corner routine that swings the ball really close to the goalmouth, no thanks to Arsenal, and United seems to be suffering from it.

Notice how Son scores a miraculous corner goal just a few days back before Cunha scores an exact replica.

United's way of defending corners seem to be putting one man to protect Onana, putting himself at armslength from other defenders, but Onana seems to be doing nothing with that protection.

Funnily enough as you posted that, I'm just watching MOTD and Joe Hart is pointing out how poor Onana is at dominating his 6-yard box. He's right but it was something that he was also guilty of.

 

[flb]

They will never change , they’re that used to the press and tv , ex players from 20-50 years ago blowing smoke up there arses that they’re blind to it , they blame everyone , players , managers , the fucking works cat. That’s there biggest problem , and it’s as strong today as it was 12 years ago. They believe laughably , that they’re the biggest club in the world. The propaganda is really hitting home now - in a negative way they never thought possible, they’re that fucking deluded it’s comical. Every player they buy must be “world class “ because they signed for United didn’t they , all caught up in the Ferguson/ class of 92 / biggest club in the world hype. It’s not the manager , or the players , it’s the complete bullshit that surrounds the whole club.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]