United Thread | 2024/25

[Grassland Blue]

I know they are dog shite but seriously as they are from near to Manchester should we not cut them some slack and feel sorry for them just a little bit;-)

Go for a lie down in a darkened room for a while until that idea drifts away......

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

heres a tenner for the lot of em and i want change

Just had a whip round and they owe me a fiver

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

I know they are dog shite but seriously as they are from near to Manchester should we not cut them some slack and feel sorry for them just a little bit;-)

They can shove their banner, Rupert the bear song and nicknackpaddywack right up their self entitled arses

 

[Dobsy]

Thats a blue that started that rumour obviously

I actually think we should bid for him. They'd have to reject it for appearances sake but it would just be a lovely twist of the knife.

 

[paulchapo]

 

[BM96]

Rumour mill now firing that a Saudi club will pay £115m for Fernandes.

I think for them that's not worth it as without him they'd be much more likely to get relegated. Absolutely dragged them through games on his own.

Them getting relegated without him is a myth that is said by rag fans and the media to blow smoke up his arse. They have lost far to many games with him playing every game for that to be true.

Fact is they stayed up with him because their are 3 championship level sides in the league, the rags were never finishing below them with or without him. If the league was the level it was 5-10 years ago they would of been relegated with him.

 

[Blueboy73]

I forgot to mention he also said they are STILL the biggest club in the world. A quick Google search said that's Real Madrid

The only world they are the biggest club on is Rag World.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Rumour mill now firing that a Saudi club will pay £115m for Fernandes.

Classic deflection after Captain Rat dropped a stinker of a performance in a final.

 

[meeesh]

Reading some posts on the caff, Christ we could have wrote all that kind of stuff in the late 90’s it’s marvellous how the tide has turned I’m loving every minute of it, the United way, I’m beginning to realise after 50 years what this actually means now…… an abbreviation of being fucking shite

 

[Blueboy73]

Lol, my daughter (who prefers City) begrudgingly accompanied her United supporting boyfriend to Manchesters AO Arena last night for the live showing of the Europa final, because he didnt fancy going alone ...... she said she got absolutely sick of them singing about City every two minutes whilst their own team was on the screen .... and they've got the nerve to insist that we're obsessed eh?

And all the clowns singing their nursery rhymes will have been telling each other that Liverpool are their biggest rivals between each verse.

 

[Really_here]

And all the clowns singing their nursery rhymes will have been telling each other that Liverpool are their biggest rivals between each verse.

Their biggest rivals next season are likely to be the teams coming up from the Championship....

 

[meeesh]

Their biggest rivals next season are likely to be the teams coming up from the Championship....

And you’d fancy all of Leeds, Burnley and Sheff Utd / Sunderland to do them as well

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Every manager they have had since Fergie has been 'The One' and better than our Manager, despite not winning the league!

Every manager we have had since Fergie left them (13 years), has won at least both the League and a cup whilst never finishing below them sruffy twats!

Rafa likes these facts…

 

[CumbriaCity]

Not playing international for 1 season wouldn’t be a problem if they didn’t need a new Stadium while needing to get rid of half of their squad. The wages are hilarious. No one will take those players. If they unlucky Sancho, Antony and Rashford will be there again with their 250+ wages. They need a complete rebuild. We are crying but this one is next level. Unless they do a Leverkusen we won’t see them in the champions league for at least 5 years.

Can see cunha declining but then again 250k/week sounds too good eh

Cunha would be all over that like a rash on antonys cock. Would only have to score 10 goals and the rag fans would think he's the messiah,
Free money!

 

[jaiguruKun]

This prick hasn't cried this much since Big Steve handed him his arse.

 

[Dobsy]

Them getting relegated without him is a myth that is said by rag fans and the media to blow smoke up his arse. They have lost far to many games with him playing every game for that to be true.

Fact is they stayed up with him because their are 3 championship level sides in the league, the rags were never finishing below them with or without him. If the league was the level it was 5-10 years ago they would of been relegated with him.

I don't disagree but can't argue he's their only really good player. Next season the teams coming up are probably all second timers so should be more competitive. Without him they should actually be fearful.

 

[deano ou812]

If anybody pays more than £1 million for Hojlund then it needs investigating.

The rags did :-)

 

[Scottyboi]

Brilliant isn't it

Fair play for even being able to understand what I wrote, think I had a stroke!

 

[Oldtraffordblue1]

I might put a bid in

We have helped them out in the past, so we should do so again.
Lets buy the fastest one and use him as a ball boy, obviously not the goalkeeper we would lose too much time with him throwing the ball to our players!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

If our fucking media weren't so sycophantic and desperate for clicks, there would be total condemnation of the biggest shitshow and over-hyped example of a football club as this totally inept club.

Driven by blind stupidity and child-like intelligence based upon pathetic levels of fawning, hoardes of imbecilic fuckers continue to be fooled and coerced out of their money, in the belief that they will be entertained only to discover that they have been rewarded by turning up to watch a fiasco of pure dross.

Everything about the rags is unbelievably crass.