United Thread | 2024/25

[jimharri]

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Propaganda.
They'll fuck him off after the last game (another defeat) just to appease any pre match protests.

Client journalist.

It'll be drip, drip, drip of negativity from this **** and his other mated on the pay role at Old Toilet in order to try and force him manager to quit so they don't have to sack him.

 

[Gordyola]

According to the Mirror the entire team is up for sale...ha, ha ha ha! Until Steve Bruce is back in football no one is going to be buying any of the useless fuckers. No CL football and some players on £300 thousand a week...all this because of a nasty, domineering Glaswegian and his arrogance over a racehorse.

Keep it coming, rags: you foul, deluded, band wagon-jumping, socially inadequate, piss-stained rejects from a shit B movie sci-fi flop from the 70's that probably starred Valerie Leon as an Amazonian girl in a skimpy bikini. You malodorous, retch-inducing bucket of rancid smegma: you pile of tepid excrement freshly manufactured from the diseased bowels of an Iranian leper.

Be gone, all of you.

Bruce is Blackpool manager luckily he couldn’t afford even their most shitty player

 

[ysmsa]

Shaw & Mount will be injured 1/4 of the way round, Casemiro will need oxygen as he nears the end of the lap, onana will be going the opposite way round, Fernandes will be swan diving in the penalty area - just to squeeze out one more penalty for the season, gazpacho will sit on the advertising hoardings and refuse to move till 20mins after everyone else - in protest, hojlund will wander around looking lost and score a goal having nicked a spare ball from the side of the pitch, everyone will stand and applaud the unveiling of the 2 stars - the food rating

Ha ha,

I was thinking, Hoijlund will be kicking those little footballs Clubs give out, into the centre circle instead of the crowd :-)

 

[johnnytapia]

Wow, had no idea…
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Fewer points.

 

[Bald fraud]

The fat lad who plays darts and lives off kebab’s has won so there’s some glory for the little loves to cling to bless em

 

[pride in battle]

Who the fuck's buying them?

The RAGS players C.V.
Lost to Tottenham in a final...
Fuck me that's wiped 50% of their value for that alone!!!

 

[Shaggy]

Shittest only fans promo EVER

She should get the Syph cleared up first

 

[Gordyola]

Reading some posts on the caff, Christ we could have wrote all that kind of stuff in the late 90’s it’s marvellous how the tide has turned I’m loving every minute of it, the United way, I’m beginning to realise after 50 years what this actually means now…… an abbreviation of being fucking shite

 

[Platt Lane 59]

I would piss my pants if Sir Jim told the media no more free tickets and you have to buy a ticket to report on games

A great idea - City should do this and also charge for the superb lunch/refreshments, they currently get for Freeman's ..

 

[oakiecokie]

I absolutely fucking love that - rivalling the knowledgeable Anfield crowd on self-awareness charges........... :-)

"We doon`t lose Finals. A 12 second goal from Gundo says otherwise you fucking helmet head.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fernandes to Saudi.

These are getting relegated next season.

 

[oakiecokie]

She should get the Syph cleared up first

I wouldn`t even shag her with yours, Shaggy.

 

[RodneyRodney]

There is another one too. The lingering influence effluence of pisscan.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Failed another hygiene inspection hahahahaha

Couldn’t make this shit up

 

[Mike N]

Failed another hygiene inspection hahahahaha

Couldn’t make this shit up

Thank god they got out of our city 115(!) years ago!

Manchester Purification.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The fat lad who plays darts and lives off kebab’s has won so there’s some glory for the little loves to cling to bless em

Luke Shaw lost mate

 

[surrounded by idiots]

Another belter from for this nob

At what stage will it dawn on him to just stop (talking or breathing), he is a complete moron (apologies to other morons, lumping him in with you).

 

[117 M34]

Failed another hygiene inspection hahahahaha

Couldn’t make this shit up

Good job the bbq is cancelled

 

[Coljj]

Fernandes to Saudi.

These are getting relegated next season.

Will never happen

They could fail PSR (again) and still wouldn't be punished.