9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

Kippax. said:
He’s our superstar,
He comes from Norway
Just try not to worry
He’s scoring to-day
We’ll take our 3 points
And be on our way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland.

Brilliant.
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This should be sung all the time. I don't even really like Oasis (except for Slide Away), but this is a stone cold classic.
 
Best striker in the world.

Who would you swap him for? Not Salah, Vinicius, Mbappe or Saka. He’s better than them.

Of course he’ll miss chances, miscontrol or just fail to get on the end of a cross, but so does every player, otherwise they’d have 150 goals a season. He still scores enough and is a threat every single game. Any team in the world would love a 30+ goals a season striker. Enjoy us having him.
 
Semper aggressus said:
Best striker in the world.

Who would you swap him for? Not Salah, Vinicius, Mbappe or Saka. He’s better than them.

Of course he’ll miss chances, miscontrol or just fail to get on the end of a cross, but so does every player, otherwise they’d have 150 goals a season. He still scores enough and is a threat every single game. Any team in the world would love a 30+ goals a season striker. Enjoy us having him.
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Aren't they all more wingers though? Darwin Nunez or Hojlund would be a more appropriate comparison surely?


OK, maybe not...
 
Looking at Haaland’s numbers compared to the two — I’m not gonna lie, his stats are absolutely ridiculous.
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CΛL said:
Can see him beating the all time goal record by the time he’s in his early to mid thirties - currently Cristiano Ronaldo on 938
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He’s going to need 40 a season till his late 30s to come close.

Ronaldo was putting up 60/70 goal seasons because he was up against pure shite in La Liga. Haaland doesn’t quite have the same luxury
 
2 tap ins and a penalty. Some decent all round play this tourney buy his finishing has been terrible, most shots of anyone so far yet not scoring chances any striker in the world wouldn't
 
Think he’s been really, really poor.

Should have won us the game at the end of the 90.

Tap in from a yard out. Scuffs and it’s cleared off the line. Appalling.
 
Big Yaya Wilko 12 said:
Think he’s been really, really poor.

Should have won us the game at the end of the 90.

Tap in from a yard out. Scuffs and it’s cleared off the line. Appalling.
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It is what we bought him for!!!

He’s still young, and his goals record is crazy, but it’s hard not to believe it should be at least DOUBLE that number!

That goal line clearance was UFB! Mainly because he should have buried it!
 
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ChicagoBlue said:
It is what we bought him for!!!

He’s still young, and his goals record is crazy, but it’s hard not to believe it should at least DOUBLE that number!

That goal line clearance was UFB! Mainly because he should have buried it!
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Any decent contact and it’s in.

How he scuffed it I’ll never know. Sometimes it looks like he’s never kicked a ball before.
 
Big Yaya Wilko 12 said:
Any decent contact and it’s in.

How he scuffed it I’ll never know. Sometimes it looks like he’s never kicked a ball before.
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Do you mean like his goal against Juve?!

He’s a big unit and somewhat two footed, so sorting his feet out isn’t as easy as it might seem, especially at pace.
 
Don’t care what anyone says he’s not happy and something is not right with him . A shadow of first two seasons and this version of big erl is mid table league at best . Cone back to us big man .
 
CΛL said:
Can see him beating the all time goal record by the time he’s in his early to mid thirties - currently Cristiano Ronaldo on 938
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His record is outrageous but can’t see him getting close to Messi or Ronaldo’s numbers by the end.Ronaldo went ridiculous for goals from about 24 and i can’t see Erling having the longevity those 2 had. If he loses his pace half his game will be gone
 
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