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Everton fan behind the counter in the post office this morning. Clocked the city top. Started all the usual bollocks about us needing stop the dippers winning the league this season.

He dropped the “charges” in. I ignored him. However he cracked on dispensing his wisdom.

“load of bollocks mate” he says. Hmm I think, have I encountered a reasonable one here?

“You’ll win that cos everyone knows you’ve got more money than the FA” (yes the FA, who have fuck all to do with it).

Ignore him again. Paid up and fucked off.

You could see why he works in the post office putting stamps on boxes.
 
Stoned Rose said:
Everton fan behind the counter in the post office this morning. Clocked the city top. Started all the usual bollocks about us needing stop the dippers winning the league this season.

He dropped the “charges” in. I ignored him. However he cracked on dispensing his wisdom.

“load of bollocks mate” he says. Hmm I think, have I encountered a reasonable one here?

“You’ll win that cos everyone knows you’ve got more money than the FA” (yes the FA, who have fuck all to do with it).

Ignore him again. Paid up and fucked off.

You could see why he works in the post office putting stamps on boxes.
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Hope you counted your change
 
Stoned Rose said:
Everton fan behind the counter in the post office this morning. Clocked the city top. Started all the usual bollocks about us needing stop the dippers winning the league this season.

He dropped the “charges” in. I ignored him. However he cracked on dispensing his wisdom.

“load of bollocks mate” he says. Hmm I think, have I encountered a reasonable one here?

“You’ll win that cos everyone knows you’ve got more money than the FA” (yes the FA, who have fuck all to do with it).

Ignore him again. Paid up and fucked off.

You could see why he works in the post office putting stamps on boxes.
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Breaking news…disgruntled postal worker in shocking 115 hate crime attack:



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Stoned Rose said:
Everton fan behind the counter in the post office this morning. Clocked the city top. Started all the usual bollocks about us needing stop the dippers winning the league this season.

He dropped the “charges” in. I ignored him. However he cracked on dispensing his wisdom.

“load of bollocks mate” he says. Hmm I think, have I encountered a reasonable one here?

“You’ll win that cos everyone knows you’ve got more money than the FA” (yes the FA, who have fuck all to do with it).

Ignore him again. Paid up and fucked off.

You could see why he works in the post office putting stamps on boxes.
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Licking stamps makes a change from licking windows I guess….
 
Stoned Rose said:
Everton fan behind the counter in the post office this morning. Clocked the city top. Started all the usual bollocks about us needing stop the dippers winning the league this season.

He dropped the “charges” in. I ignored him. However he cracked on dispensing his wisdom.

“load of bollocks mate” he says. Hmm I think, have I encountered a reasonable one here?

“You’ll win that cos everyone knows you’ve got more money than the FA” (yes the FA, who have fuck all to do with it).

Ignore him again. Paid up and fucked off.

You could see why he works in the post office putting stamps on boxes.
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When you say the scouser was behind the counter, I assume he was holding a sawn-off shotgun in one hand while stuffing bank notes into a sack with the other?
 
Stoned Rose said:
Everton fan behind the counter in the post office this morning. Clocked the city top. Started all the usual bollocks about us needing stop the dippers winning the league this season.

He dropped the “charges” in. I ignored him. However he cracked on dispensing his wisdom.

“load of bollocks mate” he says. Hmm I think, have I encountered a reasonable one here?

“You’ll win that cos everyone knows you’ve got more money than the FA” (yes the FA, who have fuck all to do with it).

Ignore him again. Paid up and fucked off.

You could see why he works in the post office putting stamps on boxes.
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Should have said remember when the Post Office accused their Post Masters of being thieves only it turned up they were fucking wrong….
 
calumdown said:
a man after my own heart indeed.

capital letters my arse

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Signs of a stammer there.....
 
Damocles said:
Topic was my Mum's favourite chocolate bar before she died, bless her.

She had dementia. I always laugh about how dementia is weird because she smoked like a chimney for 40 years but gave up because one day she just forgot she smoked and nobody bothered to mention it to her or wheel her outside.

But she never forgot two things. Kevin Keegan in the Liverpool era was the sexiest man alive and that when Corrie ends then it's time for a Topic bar, the patrician's choice of chocolate bars.
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I don’t often discuss my BM reading with my wife but this thread and this post in particular tickled me to that extent. And she thought Keegan was sexy and the first match I took her to was Newcastle at home whenever that game was.
 
Damocles said:
Topic was my Mum's favourite chocolate bar before she died, bless her.

She had dementia. I always laugh about how dementia is weird because she smoked like a chimney for 40 years but gave up because one day she just forgot she smoked and nobody bothered to mention it to her or wheel her outside.

But she never forgot two things. Kevin Keegan in the Liverpool era was the sexiest man alive and that when Corrie ends then it's time for a Topic bar, the patrician's choice of chocolate bars.
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This might be the best post in the thread. God bless.
 
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