I've had a song about Gvardiol going round in my head for months but I'm struggling to fit decent lyrics to it. The tune is a belter that can be repeated over and over and I don't think anyone else uses it.
I've padded this out with some crappy lines just to give it some substance but think it's time for me to give up on the lyrics and hope that someone else can pick it up and run with it. Josko definitely needs a song. To the tune of September (would've made it much easier if we hadn't signed him in August) by EW&F...
(Verse)
Do you remember,
When we signed a Croatian defender,
Was a Ballon d'Or contender (sorry)
So we signed him on deadline dayyyyyy
(Chorus)
It's Josko Gvardiol,
A goalscoring defender,
Gvardiol,
World champion in December,
Gvardiol,
League winner by the month of May.
(Repeat chorus as many times as possible)