Joke thread

[bluethrunthru]

 

[bladdered]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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A challenge I must admit but I managed it!!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

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I didn't know Rupert Murdock turned to transvestitism on his summer holidays

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Kippax77]

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Nana Chardonnay

 

[i kne albert davy]

A challenge I must admit but I managed it!!

Fuck come back when you can manage Diane Abbott :-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Fuck come back when you can manage Diane Abbott :-)

I would like to meet the guy who managed that one :-)

 

[hallsteve62]

I would like to meet the guy who managed that one :-)

Jeremy Corbyn says hi!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[oakiecokie]

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FFS Rooney will be wanking all over this now.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[KS55]

An elderly guy goes into his local with a broad smile on his face.
“You look happy” says the barman.
“Yes”the guy replies “ I found a woman tied to the railway line, freed her and took her home. We’ve had sex five times a day ever since.”
“Wow” says the barman “does she give you a blow job? “
“No” replies the guy “ I couldn’t find the head.”