Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Vienna_70]

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There’s more than an element of truth in that.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

There’s more than an element of truth in that.

It is the truth mate, that's the joke

 

[sir baconface]

 

[balotellishaircut]

Joey Tempest (lead singer of Europe) was sorting out his LP collection, giving each one a number from highest to lowest.


It was the vinyl countdown.

 

[shemnel]

what the utter fuck is this tripe

 

[Sam101]

 

[MCFC68]

 

[chris63]

 

[horlock_was_super]

How did Mr and Mrs Pinocchio make love?

She sat on his face, while he told lies.

Was his wife Stevie Nicks?

 

[ROBSH34]

One poor joke for us FOCs.

Why did the Arthur Scargill NUM Cricket team lose every match.?

Because when they were one out they were all out.

 

[KS55]

One poor joke for us FOCs.

Why did the Arthur Scargill NUM Cricket team lose every match.?

Because when they were one out they were all out.

Don’t call us; we’ll call you.

 

[horlock_was_super]

One poor joke for us FOCs.

Why did the Arthur Scargill NUM Cricket team lose every match.?

Because when they were one out they were all out.

Miriam Karlin & Reg Varney like this joke.*





* Now that is one for the FOC’s

 

[KS55]

A wise man once advised his wife………….
Of nothing at all, as he was a wise man.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Miriam Karlin & Reg Varney like this joke.*





* Now that is one for the FOC’s

Just so ya know...Reg Varney was the first person to use an ATM cash machine in this country...

 

[horlock_was_super]

Just so ya know...Reg Varney was the first person to use an ATM cash machine in this country...

Every bloke knows that.
It’s our job to know such life affirming facts.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Just so ya know...Reg Varney was the first person to use an ATM cash machine in this country...

Any country to be exact as it was a world’s first.

 

[KS55]

Was the first ATM installed on the busses?

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

My wife asked me to make a bird table. Which I did.

And then she got upset when she only came fifth.