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That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:







 
The Fat el Hombre said:
That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:







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He can throw up all sorts of stats including these 8 progressive carries,Which for all I care could be a 100 bloody carries,but the key is if your not winning matches it’s basically bollocks and useless..
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:







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Seems like all of those pesky operational staff were holding them back. Now they've got rid of a few dinner ladies and kit men, they're free to perform at their best (and still lose).
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:







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Hilarious. I enjoyed the stats for Amad. He completed 2 dribbles but how many passes did he complete to a teammate. He makes Savinho look like Zidane.
 
cheekybids said:
Before stats we’d describe it as ran around a lot but no end product.

File under “headless chicken.”
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Yep, I've got a rule about new signings. The more obscure the stats you're told about them, the more likely they are to be wank. If a player turns up as the top scorer, assister and player of the year in their league, they're probably going to be world class. If they turn up with the most progressive carries into the final third away from home on a Wednesday, it's probably a sign that they couldn't find anything more substantial to recommend them.

It goes right back to Liverpool's ill-fated "best crosser + best header = loads of goals" strategy that left them with Stuart Downing and Andy Carroll as their main attacking threat.
 
So now we're considering attempts on goal resulting in no goals as being in good hands?

If that's the case, give me £100k a week and I'll attempt 40 yarders all game any time the ball comes near me. None of them will go in but seemingly that's not important anymore. The team will be in good hands.
 
it is said that laughter is very good for you.

if these raggy cunts carry on like this us blues will have a healthy old season.

utterly clueless as a club from top to bottom with no exceptions.

our success as a club is already beyond the wildest dreams of us more elderly followers and under normal circumstances would genuinely be enough for us to die happy,
but the pleasure is compounded by the fall and fall of these twats who endlessly taunted us during our less successful times.

the best part every year is the start of the season when the fans think everything's going to be fine again this time round.

delulu cunts.
 
“20 sprints” (the most) They’ve got to be happy with that stat, it’s made me smile anyway .. It doesn’t even mention what end he was sprinting to :)
Darius Vassell would have laughed in the face of 20 sprints in a game , even if most of those ended up going nowhere in particular..
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:







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The standard has been lowered at the rags to such levels that their fans are pretending that losing at home in the first game of the season, failing to score a single goal despite spending hundreds of millions on new attacking signings, is something positive.

Hilarious.
 
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The amount of stuff beung churned out about how good they were/will be and the morale victory they had is hilarious
desperation by all to not say even playing at their best they are avereage.
 
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