dave_blue12
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But didn't score a goal.
Never looked like scoring a goal. He was crap. All huff and puff.
But didn't score a goal.
That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:



“20 sprints” (the most) They’ve got to be happy with that stat, it’s made me smile anyway .. It doesn’t even mention what end he was sprinting to :)
Darius Vassell would have laughed in the face of 20 sprints in a game , even if most of those ended up going nowhere in particular..
That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:
Micah “that was 15 years ago”Micah and the Dunnie Monster were absolutely immense that day, as they were in the return at the swamp.
Sven brought a much needed sense of optimism and pride back to City supporters that season, which was the start of the fantastic journey we’ve experienced over the last decade and a half.
Micah “that was 15 years ago”Micah and the Dunnie Monster were absolutely immense that day, as they were in the return at the swamp.
Sven brought a much needed sense of optimism and pride back to City supporters that season, which was the start of the fantastic journey we’ve experienced over the last decade and a half.
There's nothing to cook though!They could benefit from the new dinner lady bounce also….
These stats confirm what I watched. That the United players ran around like headless chickens with no end product. They resembled a lower league team playing one of the Big Guns in an FA Cup tie.But didn't score a goal.
I was amused by his description of Amad’s “explosive cameo.” The crowd got hysterical as he repeatedly ran aimlessly down the right flank before hoofing it wildly into the box. I don’t think he lifted his head once or completed a single pass to his teammates. United have become a national laughing stock.statman dave needs to realise that despite all his pathetic bluster and trying to use stats to tell a story there is one stat that matters and only one, how many goals did you score, how many goals did you concede, everything else is just bluster to pander to idiot youtubers who need to get out of their mums basement.
Honestly the press is like pravda where these lot are concerned, they want you to believe the narrative rather than your actual eyesI was amused by his description of Amad’s “explosive cameo.” The crowd got hysterical as he repeatedly ran aimlessly down the right flank before hoofing it wildly into the box. I don’t think he lifted his head once or completed a single pass to his teammates. United have become a national laughing stock.
I did not watch, so I am "surprised" after reading all the comments on here that the press and Rags actually thought that they played well. Well I say surprised, but I know which narrative I believe and its the one from this forum. Guy at work thinks they are definitely top 4 material after that match (in which they lost!). And this I believe is why they have been struggling - total arrogance and belief in the media and their "right" to be at the top end of the league - they can't see the actual issues they have.These stats confirm what I watched. That the United players ran around like headless chickens with no end product. They resembled a lower league team playing one of the Big Guns in an FA Cup tie.
The books???There's nothing to cook though!
These stats confirm what I watched. That the United players ran around like headless chickens with no end product. They resembled a lower league team playing one of the Big Guns in an FA Cup tie.
That statman Dave's twitter feed is wild. Find it strange he seems to use his account for professional work but seems to be so biased he can't help but post nonsense:
More like the reduced items bin at the till at B&M’s. They were pushing stale crumpets on Saturday. And that’s what Hojlund is now, the “stale crumpet”.Napoli are set to enter the race to sign Manchester United and Denmark striker Rasmus Hojlund, 22, who is in talks with AC Milan. (Sport Italia - in Italian)
“Race” lol more like a leisurely Sunday morning stroll through treacle.