A review of the current City squad according to some on Bluemoon

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youngbob

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Goalkeepers
Ederson - Past it, never saves anything, sell him
Ortega - Not a good back-up anymore, sell him
Trafford - Bag of nerves, drop him or sell him
Bettinelli - New guy

Defenders
Lewis - Never gonna be good enough, sell him
Akanji - Teacher's pet, slow, sell him
Nunes - Never gonna be good enough, drop him or sell him
Stones - Always injured, sell him
Dias - Past it, not been good for 18 months, sell him
Gvardiol - You're fine
Khusanov - Should be playing every single game
O'Reilly - Promising kid, you're fine
Ake - Always injured, sell him
Ait-Nouri - You're new, you're fine

Midfielders
Rodri - Coming back from injury, you're fine
Nico Gonzalez - Just another Javi Garcia, sell him
Kovacic - Old and slow, sell him
Bernardo - Old and slow and shouldn't be captain, sell him
Foden - Not been the same for 12 months, on thin ice
Cherki - Not strong enough, drop him
Reijnders - Not strong enough, but a new guy
Bobb - A kid
Savinho - Not good enough, sell him
Doku - Not good enough, sell him

Strikers
Haaland - Doesn't do anything if he's not scoring, take £100m and cut our losses
Marmoush - Not good enough, replace him with Rodrygo

So that's 26 players. According to this place, 16 of them need flogging and another handful need dropping. We then need to make a dozen new signings before the window shuts next week in order to have a chance at top four. And if we don't make those signings then the only acceptable team to field will be:

Bettinelli
Khusanov, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, Ait-Nouri
Foden, Reijnders, Cherki
Bobb.

Good luck with that approach guys. And see you next season!
 
youngbob said:
Goalkeepers
Ederson - Past it, never saves anything, sell him
Ortega - Not a good back-up anymore, sell him
Trafford - Bag of nerves, drop him or sell him
Bettinelli - New guy

Defenders
Lewis - Never gonna be good enough, sell him
Akanji - Teacher's pet, slow, sell him
Nunes - Never gonna be good enough, drop him or sell him
Stones - Always injured, sell him
Dias - Past it, not been good for 18 months, sell him
Gvardiol - You're fine
Khusanov - Should be playing every single game
O'Reilly - Promising kid, you're fine
Ake - Always injured, sell him
Ait-Nouri - You're new, you're fine

Midfielders
Rodri - Coming back from injury, you're fine
Nico Gonzalez - Just another Javi Garcia, sell him
Kovacic - Old and slow, sell him
Bernardo - Old and slow and shouldn't be captain, sell him
Foden - Not been the same for 12 months, on thin ice
Cherki - Not strong enough, drop him
Reijnders - Not strong enough, but a new guy
Bobb - A kid
Savinho - Not good enough, sell him
Doku - Not good enough, sell him

Strikers
Haaland - Doesn't do anything if he's not scoring, take £100m and cut our losses
Marmoush - Not good enough, replace him with Rodrygo

So that's 26 players. According to this place, 16 of them need flogging and another handful need dropping. We then need to make a dozen new signings before the window shuts next week in order to have a chance at top four. And if we don't make those signings then the only acceptable team to field will be:

Bettinelli
Khusanov, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, Ait-Nouri
Foden, Reijnders, Cherki
Bobb.

Good luck with that approach guys. And see you next season!
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The sarcasm is strong with this young padawan ; )
 
youngbob said:
Goalkeepers
Ederson - Past it, never saves anything, sell him
Ortega - Not a good back-up anymore, sell him
Trafford - Bag of nerves, drop him or sell him
Bettinelli - New guy

Defenders
Lewis - Never gonna be good enough, sell him
Akanji - Teacher's pet, slow, sell him
Nunes - Never gonna be good enough, drop him or sell him
Stones - Always injured, sell him
Dias - Past it, not been good for 18 months, sell him
Gvardiol - You're fine
Khusanov - Should be playing every single game
O'Reilly - Promising kid, you're fine
Ake - Always injured, sell him
Ait-Nouri - You're new, you're fine

Midfielders
Rodri - Coming back from injury, you're fine
Nico Gonzalez - Just another Javi Garcia, sell him
Kovacic - Old and slow, sell him
Bernardo - Old and slow and shouldn't be captain, sell him
Foden - Not been the same for 12 months, on thin ice
Cherki - Not strong enough, drop him
Reijnders - Not strong enough, but a new guy
Bobb - A kid
Savinho - Not good enough, sell him
Doku - Not good enough, sell him

Strikers
Haaland - Doesn't do anything if he's not scoring, take £100m and cut our losses
Marmoush - Not good enough, replace him with Rodrygo

So that's 26 players. According to this place, 16 of them need flogging and another handful need dropping. We then need to make a dozen new signings before the window shuts next week in order to have a chance at top four. And if we don't make those signings then the only acceptable team to field will be:

Bettinelli
Khusanov, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, Ait-Nouri
Foden, Reijnders, Cherki
Bobb.

Good luck with that approach guys. And see you next season!
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Pretty much sums this place up.

It's been overtaken by miserable, pessimists and who think everyone and everything at the club is shit.

Even Pep, the best manager in the world, should be sacked according to them.

Try and be balanced and you're a happy clapper and not a 'realist' like they are.

And they're like this because they spit their dummy out because we didn't win 5 titles in a row last season.
 
youngbob said:
Goalkeepers
Ederson - Past it, never saves anything, sell him
Ortega - Not a good back-up anymore, sell him
Trafford - Bag of nerves, drop him or sell him
Bettinelli - New guy

Defenders
Lewis - Never gonna be good enough, sell him
Akanji - Teacher's pet, slow, sell him
Nunes - Never gonna be good enough, drop him or sell him
Stones - Always injured, sell him
Dias - Past it, not been good for 18 months, sell him
Gvardiol - You're fine
Khusanov - Should be playing every single game
O'Reilly - Promising kid, you're fine
Ake - Always injured, sell him
Ait-Nouri - You're new, you're fine

Midfielders
Rodri - Coming back from injury, you're fine
Nico Gonzalez - Just another Javi Garcia, sell him
Kovacic - Old and slow, sell him
Bernardo - Old and slow and shouldn't be captain, sell him
Foden - Not been the same for 12 months, on thin ice
Cherki - Not strong enough, drop him
Reijnders - Not strong enough, but a new guy
Bobb - A kid
Savinho - Not good enough, sell him
Doku - Not good enough, sell him

Strikers
Haaland - Doesn't do anything if he's not scoring, take £100m and cut our losses
Marmoush - Not good enough, replace him with Rodrygo

So that's 26 players. According to this place, 16 of them need flogging and another handful need dropping. We then need to make a dozen new signings before the window shuts next week in order to have a chance at top four. And if we don't make those signings then the only acceptable team to field will be:

Bettinelli
Khusanov, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, Ait-Nouri
Foden, Reijnders, Cherki
Bobb.

Good luck with that approach guys. And see you next season!
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Think you're a bit optimistic about Rodri, after the injury he'll never be the same, sell him for horsemeat.
 
youngbob said:
Goalkeepers
Ederson - Past it, never saves anything, sell him
Ortega - Not a good back-up anymore, sell him
Trafford - Bag of nerves, drop him or sell him
Bettinelli - New guy

Defenders
Lewis - Never gonna be good enough, sell him
Akanji - Teacher's pet, slow, sell him
Nunes - Never gonna be good enough, drop him or sell him
Stones - Always injured, sell him
Dias - Past it, not been good for 18 months, sell him
Gvardiol - You're fine
Khusanov - Should be playing every single game
O'Reilly - Promising kid, you're fine
Ake - Always injured, sell him
Ait-Nouri - You're new, you're fine

Midfielders
Rodri - Coming back from injury, you're fine
Nico Gonzalez - Just another Javi Garcia, sell him
Kovacic - Old and slow, sell him
Bernardo - Old and slow and shouldn't be captain, sell him
Foden - Not been the same for 12 months, on thin ice
Cherki - Not strong enough, drop him
Reijnders - Not strong enough, but a new guy
Bobb - A kid
Savinho - Not good enough, sell him
Doku - Not good enough, sell him

Strikers
Haaland - Doesn't do anything if he's not scoring, take £100m and cut our losses
Marmoush - Not good enough, replace him with Rodrygo

So that's 26 players. According to this place, 16 of them need flogging and another handful need dropping. We then need to make a dozen new signings before the window shuts next week in order to have a chance at top four. And if we don't make those signings then the only acceptable team to field will be:

Bettinelli
Khusanov, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, Ait-Nouri
Foden, Reijnders, Cherki
Bobb.

Good luck with that approach guys. And see you next season!
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Bloody happy clapper. It’s worse than that ;-)
 
Squad according to the eternal happy clappers

Goalkeepers
Ederson - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Ortega - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Trafford - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Bettinelli - New

Defenders
Lewis - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Akanji - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Nunes - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Stones - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue! + Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Dias - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Gvardiol - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Khusanov - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
O'Reilly - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Ake - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Ait-Nouri - New

Midfielders
Rodri - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Nico Gonzalez - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Kovacic - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Bernardo - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Foden - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Cherki - New
Reijnders - New
Bobb - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Savinho - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Doku - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!

Strikers
Haaland - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Marmoush - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
 
Erling9 said:
Squad according to the eternal happy clappers

Goalkeepers
Ederson - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Ortega - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Trafford - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Bettinelli - New

Defenders
Lewis - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Akanji - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Nunes - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Stones - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue! + Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Dias - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Gvardiol - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Khusanov - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
O'Reilly - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Ake - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Ait-Nouri - New

Midfielders
Rodri - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Nico Gonzalez - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Kovacic - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Bernardo - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Foden - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Cherki - New
Reijnders - New
Bobb - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Savinho - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Doku - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!

Strikers
Haaland - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Marmoush - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
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Bobbs not English mate

Does that mean he still gets a statue?
 
argyle said:
Pretty much sums this place up.

It's been overtaken by miserable, pessimists and who think everyone and everything at the club is shit.

Even Pep, the best manager in the world, should be sacked according to them.

Try and be balanced and you're a happy clapper and not a 'realist' like they are.

And they're like this because they spit their dummy out because we didn't win 5 titles in a row last season.
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I am beginning to think only the FOC brigade appreciate anything
 
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For me we have one of the strongest squads in the league. Gundogan, Oretega, Gvardiol, Akanji, Kovacic and Savinho all failed to make our bench for one reason or another.

There is no excuse not to compete for the title this season. I’m not suggesting Pep has to win the league, but being in the mix around March/April is a must. As is improving our record in the big games.
 
Erling9 said:
Squad according to the eternal happy clappers

Goalkeepers
Ederson - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Ortega - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Trafford - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Bettinelli - New

Defenders
Lewis - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Akanji - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Nunes - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Stones - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue! + Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Dias - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Gvardiol - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Khusanov - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
O'Reilly - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Ake - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Ait-Nouri - New

Midfielders
Rodri - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Nico Gonzalez - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Kovacic - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Bernardo - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Foden - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Cherki - New
Reijnders - New
Bobb - English so can do no wrong. Build the lad a statue!
Savinho - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
Doku - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!

Strikers
Haaland - Remember the quad! Build the lad a statue!
Marmoush - He runs his bollocks off! Build the lad a statue!
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Would add:

Pep: Given us untold memories. Honorary manc. Ok seems to not be able to fix some tactical flaws that are losing us games on a regular basis for months, including cup finals but build the guy a (fully deserved) statue as he cannot be criticised and can never leave!

I mean I joke, a bit :-)
 
youngbob said:
Goalkeepers
Ederson - Past it, never saves anything, sell him
Ortega - Not a good back-up anymore, sell him
Trafford - Bag of nerves, drop him or sell him
Bettinelli - New guy

Defenders
Lewis - Never gonna be good enough, sell him
Akanji - Teacher's pet, slow, sell him
Nunes - Never gonna be good enough, drop him or sell him
Stones - Always injured, sell him
Dias - Past it, not been good for 18 months, sell him
Gvardiol - You're fine
Khusanov - Should be playing every single game
O'Reilly - Promising kid, you're fine
Ake - Always injured, sell him
Ait-Nouri - You're new, you're fine

Midfielders
Rodri - Coming back from injury, you're fine
Nico Gonzalez - Just another Javi Garcia, sell him
Kovacic - Old and slow, sell him
Bernardo - Old and slow and shouldn't be captain, sell him
Foden - Not been the same for 12 months, on thin ice
Cherki - Not strong enough, drop him
Reijnders - Not strong enough, but a new guy
Bobb - A kid
Savinho - Not good enough, sell him
Doku - Not good enough, sell him

Strikers
Haaland - Doesn't do anything if he's not scoring, take £100m and cut our losses
Marmoush - Not good enough, replace him with Rodrygo

So that's 26 players. According to this place, 16 of them need flogging and another handful need dropping. We then need to make a dozen new signings before the window shuts next week in order to have a chance at top four. And if we don't make those signings then the only acceptable team to field will be:

Bettinelli
Khusanov, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, Ait-Nouri
Foden, Reijnders, Cherki
Bobb.

Good luck with that approach guys. And see you next season!
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A review of Bluemoon by the City team.
@Dave Ewing's Back 'eader … too old, send him to the swamp.
@Eccles Blue …. A woman, what do you expect?
@Prestwich_Blue …. Always complaining about finance.
@Mad Eyed Screamer ….gone to live under a bridge
@KS55 ….a broken body with probable cognitive failure, sell him for £1.

The Rest this weekend …..What a load of fannies.
 
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