United Thread | 2025/26

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Yes.

It's annoying isn't it.

I often berate Pep for blowing smoke up their arse before a game. It's seen by their manager and players as an endorsement from Pep. It's just the shot in their arm they need to get them up for the game.

Mrs. B, says to me: "what do you expect him to say?"

I reply: "fuck all, or at least be ironic or sarcastic about it, if you have to mention them at all"

If more managers & players across the league were to treat the rags with the contempt that I've got for them, they'd be in a relegation battle every year.

I hate this more than I probably should. Pep always showers these asshats with unbridled praise every damn time we play them, and we oblige every time and play down to their level. So frustrating.

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

Well, my home town are playing the rags tonight.
Loads of half n half scarf sellers in town lol.
Come on you mighty mariners!!!!

Yes, amazing how so many Rags have become diehard Town fans on The Fishy since Fergie left.

Half n’ half Mugs (no pun intended)

 

[give it to gordon]

This Mainoo character must have done something the brass at the rags don't like for him to slump so far down the pecking order.

I thought he was injured didnt realise he just wasn't being picked. The next Messi at the rags and he doesn't get picked

 

[roach3]

sky sports news scruffy presenters with a huge transfer section on manchesnited
Kaveh the clueless with absolutely no news so just repeating the same shite from a week ago, they managed a whole 15 minutes Without any news whatsoever.

 

[citizen_maine]

sky sports news scruffy presenters with a huge transfer section on manchesnited
Kaveh the clueless with absolutely no news so just repeating the same shite from a week ago, they managed a whole 15 minutes Without any news whatsoever.

That's the problem with any 24 hour news channel. If nothing is happening, you've still got to fill the time

 

[JASR]

That's the problem with any 24 hour news channel. If nothing is happening, you've still got to fill the time

There’s 91 other clubs in the league… it’s not that hard to find new football news.
They just can’t see past a red shirt PR

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Think I'll watch Brothers Grimsby instead of this match, could use a laugh while I work

 

[axlgod]

Think I'll watch Brothers Grimsby instead of this match, could use a laugh while I work

Hehe.
Weirdly enough, the street scenes that were filmed weren’t Grimsby as it wasn’t deemed rough enough.
I live on the outskirts of the Great GY and I can tell you, there are some very rough parts.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

sky sports news scruffy presenters with a huge transfer section on manchesnited
Kaveh the clueless with absolutely no news so just repeating the same shite from a week ago, they managed a whole 15 minutes Without any news whatsoever.

Slysports have managed 30 years with no news.
Utter shite

 

[dadnlad]

That's the problem with any 24 hour news channel. If nothing is happening, you've still got to fill the time

whatever you do dont mention other 19 clubs unless pointing out pecking order

 

[dadnlad]

There’s 91 other clubs in the league… it’s not that hard to find new football news.
They just can’t see past a red shirt PR

its time rick parry promoted clubs he represents but i guess PL dont give enough money
Cheees op big picture Parry

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

sky sports news scruffy presenters with a huge transfer section on manchesnited
Kaveh the clueless with absolutely no news so just repeating the same shite from a week ago, they managed a whole 15 minutes Without any news whatsoever.

Kaveh is the biggest fraud of all time. Totally stealing a living. Appears to have no contacts other than a few club press officers. Just recycling stuff from the Internet.

 

[Tracking back]

I believe Hojlund still has a future at the rags, I think they're still looking for a new receptionist.

Naa!

He'd keep missing the calls.

 

[Tracking back]

I hate this more than I probably should. Pep always showers these asshats with unbridled praise every damn time we play them, and we oblige every time and play down to their level. So frustrating.

I suppose it's going to take another decade before some people see them for what they are.

 

[Tracking back]

sky sports news scruffy presenters with a huge transfer section on manchesnited
Kaveh the clueless with absolutely no news so just repeating the same shite from a week ago, they managed a whole 15 minutes Without any news whatsoever.

Sly are a disgrace.

Every transfer window it's the same old shite: "after the break we'll here from Dharmesh about all things Manchesniteh!"

Oh! Do fuck off.

Anyone would be forgiven for thinking that the premier league only has four teams in, left to Sly Sports.

 

[Tracking back]

That's the problem with any 24 hour news channel. If nothing is happening, you've still got to fill the time

They could at least fill it with something relevant.

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

This Mainoo character must have done something the brass at the rags don't like for him to slump so far down the pecking order.

If they sell him they won’t have a single academy graduate in the first xi or bench

Another Man Utd myth we will put to rest

 

[Vienna_70]

If they sell him they won’t have a single academy graduate in the first xi or bench

Another Man Utd myth we will put to rest

That’s probably the only reason they’re keeping him.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

This Mainoo character must have done something the brass at the rags don't like for him to slump so far down the pecking order.

Maybe it's due to him been useless