United Thread | 2025/26

[Tracking back]

If they sell him they won’t have a single academy graduate in the first xi or bench

Another Man Utd myth we will put to rest

I tell you.

The walls are closing in on them charlatans.

 

[KS55]

Maybe it's due to him been useless

But but but, he plays for England……..oh he’s a rag.

 

[malg]

This Mainoo character must have done something the brass at the rags don't like for him to slump so far down the pecking order.

According to some he was England's most influential player at that last tournament where thank God they won fuck all. Mind you, that was a Rag on Talkshite saying it.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

According to some he was England's most influential player at that last tournament where thank God they won fuck all. Mind you, that was a Rag on Talkshite saying it.

I was expecting you to say it was Simon fucking Stone .....

 

[malg]

Over 60 years following City, shit happens

and it will happen....we all know it.

 

[malg]

I was expecting you to say it was Simon fucking Stone .....

No that cockney shit head, can't remember his name............hold on.........is it Goldstein? Talks shite about them constantly

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

According to some he was England's most influential player at that last tournament where thank God they won fuck all. Mind you, that was a Rag on Talkshite saying it.

I said to a rag at the time he’d at hull in 18 months. Stand by that prediction

 

[Winchester]

It's grim in Grimsby lol

 

[Protein Junkie]

I’m in Rhodes atm so it’s 10.40pm
That means I’ve had two hours more than you lot to hate the fuckers.

 

[Edward Deadwood]

When the seagulls follow the trawler …. that’s because the captain is off to watch a decent team

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Paul Shoals’ brother playing tonight?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

To good to ho down. I'm telling you all they won't get relegated.

 

[spacecadet]

I’m in Rhodes atm so it’s 10.40pm
That means I’ve had two hours more than you lot to hate the fuckers.

Good post, good humour.

 

[rowarta]

"Heaven in Hell"

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Loving this surf and turf

 

[Vienna_70]

Paul Shoals’ brother playing tonight?

Is there any porpoise to these puns?

 

[Bald fraud]

To good to ho down. I'm telling you all they won't get relegated.

Cheers

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

GTFI

Out you go rag twats :-)

 

[Wallaceinthecheapseats.]

Arf,arf,arf,arf.......lovely stuff.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]