United Thread | 2025/26

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TShed said:
I went to the first game when Colin Williams had a decent winner disallowed should have won 1-0 kicked off for fun great days
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Was there at the BA too. Last minute goal wasn't it? Maybe not. Was a long time ago.

Were you the dickhead who elbowed me in the face?
 
Tracking back said:
Now, they're my kind of stats.

That club is a fucking shim sham.

The media in this country is a disgrace and they have no shame whatsoever. If that was any other "big" club in the league they'd be openly mocking them (with the obvious exceptions).

Despite the fact that the rags have been irrelevant for years, watching the media propping them up is criminal. It's beyond embarrassing, and I'm sure on some level they know it, the rags know it and anyone with a modicum of common sense knows it too.

Just let the fuckers sink. That's my advice. It'll make for better reading too.
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Have you noticed that every Slimey Stone article has to have at least three references to how 'big' they are?

It's like "yeah they're shit but they're a big shit."
 
manimanc said:
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I'll just leave this here....
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Everything they do eventually comes around to bite them on their arse.

This illustrates perfectly why you should keep your own council when things are going well for you.

Unfortunately, for these arrogant freaks they can't help themselves, and they end up becoming the butt of their own sarcasm.
 
Cumbie Blue said:
Rangnick identified the problems and he was only in charge of them for 5 minutes. Now my managerial experience is limited to LMA Manager 2003 on the PS2 but fair to say he's not classed as a world class manager either but he knew the score. Told them what they had to do, they've failed to do it and this is the result. Muppets, long may it continue.

Glorious time to be a blue!
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We’re definitely bringing it down from the inside, I’m convinced of it.
 
American owner helping another American owner by buying a player that team manager don’t want don’t want him anywhere near the club! 40m for Garnatuo when Chelsea are stacked with similar players
 
KentBlue said:
A team that cost millions and millions to assemble celebrating scoring a penalty against Grimsby Town.
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There was a graphic earlier in the thread (approx):
United squad value $1.217 billion
Grimsby squad value $4.876 MILLION

Grimsby squad is worth about 0.6% of United’s.

Odd, how this statistic hasn’t been trotted out every 5mins.
 
We may clash on the politics forum.

We may piss each other off.

I may be a bit controversial at times.

Our opinions, beliefs and views may be polar opposites...


But what unites us all, is our hatred of the rag twats and our ability to laugh together at the absolute comedy of what's going on there...


To quote one of the ex cunts: I love this game.
 
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jaiguruKun said:
Have you noticed that every Slimey Stone article has to have at least three references to how 'big' they are?

It's like "yeah they're shit but they're a big shit."
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Quote - "At clubs like United, performances like this do not get brushed under the carpet. The noise around them is too loud for that to happen."
 
Whilst I too am bathing in the glow from the glittered trud, there is a serious deep problem here.

Apparently, you can spend lots of money, change managers, you can change players, change people in control of football - shit, you can even put a different (minority) owner in charge, but they still end up with a total f*ck up.

What else is there to change? Failure is in the walls of that place, it's in their dna now.

They have what they want - they have become us. But us from 25 years ago.
 
I want us to eviscerate them on the 14th.

The Grand Humiliation, torn asunder, leaving them broken and beaten on the side of the road.

But will we? NO! We'll do the same terrified, cautious performance, hope to win it 1-0 only to get stuffed towards the end through dodgy VAR decisions, instead of destroying them 4-0 by half time.

Once again we're going to be the catalyst to the 'start' of their season, like we keep doing and it pisses me off! I know they're crap, we all know they're crap and on paper this should be a horror show. But our tactics against these fucks recently keeps giving them a way back. Their head is on the chopping block and we're gonna swing and miss! Don't do it City!
 
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