United Thread | 2025/26

[Gray]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

The block on the left had just come from a support Palestine rally.

 

[journolud]

Wayne rooney (now a pundit) says this...

Ruben Amorim's win rate across all competitions is the worst of any permanent Manchester United manager since World War Two and his win record is a dismal 26% in the league.


haha ha

Wayne Rooney didn't think this though the thick ****

AI generated...

wayne rooney win record as a manager
Wayne Rooney has managed four clubs in his career,
Plymouth Argyle, Birmingham City, D.C. United, and Derby County.
Here is a summary of his managerial record at each club:

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Club​

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Tenure​

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Win Ratio​

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[td]Derby County[/td][td]November 2020 - June 2022[/td][td]28%[/td] [td]D.C. United[/td][td]July 2022 - October 2023[/td][td]26%[/td] [td]Birmingham City[/td][td]October 2023 - January 2024[/td][td]13.3%[/td] [td]Plymouth Argyle[/td][td]May 2024 - December 2024[/td][td]24%[/td]

His overall managerial record across all his roles stands at 46 wins from 177 matches, according to Sofascore. This translates to an overall win rate of 26%.

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Haaland has now scored more PL goals than Sir Marcus of Fishfinger.

In 196 fewer games.

Pfft. Pope Fishcake had an assist for Barca yesterday I’ll have you know.
How do I know? It’s plastered all over the Beeb website. Whoopy fucking do.

 

[solley attwell]

They bought hoijland because he was Scandinavian and sounded like haaland
It seems they bought sesko because he was balkan and sounds like Dzeko
But this guy is pure turd
As wee Davey once said " we aspire to be City"

 

[Protein Junkie]

A quick question, anyone know the date of Mcliars court appearance for his sentencing in Greece??

He faces up to three years as a support pillar in the Parthenon if found guilty.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

He probably uses a ghost thinker for his articles.

Under appreciated post!

 

[KentBlue]

AI generated...

wayne rooney win record as a manager
Wayne Rooney has managed four clubs in his career,
Plymouth Argyle, Birmingham City, D.C. United, and Derby County.
Here is a summary of his managerial record at each club:

[th]
Club

[/th][th]
Tenure

[/th][th]
Win Ratio

[/th]​

[td]Derby County[/td][td]November 2020 - June 2022[/td][td]28%[/td] [td]D.C. United[/td][td]July 2022 - October 2023[/td][td]26%[/td] [td]Birmingham City[/td][td]October 2023 - January 2024[/td][td]13.3%[/td] [td]Plymouth Argyle[/td][td]May 2024 - December 2024[/td][td]24%[/td]

His overall managerial record across all his roles stands at 46 wins from 177 matches, according to Sofascore. This translates to an overall win rate of 26%.

And the Tudor monarch is paid to sit there and advise another manager? (Jeff? Did I tell you it was unbelievable?)

 

[117 M34]

Said to my mate yesterday on about 75 minutes that it was crazy they spent £70m on a striker and didn't play him.
He pointed to him on the pitch and said that's him there. I didn't realise he was playing. Did he touch the ball?

 

[Paladin]

Wayne rooney (now a pundit) says this...

Ruben Amorim's win rate across all competitions is the worst of any permanent Manchester United manager since World War Two and his win record is a dismal 26% in the league.


haha ha

Well one thing's for sure: Rooney didn't write it. He wouldn't know how to research the statistics, and he certainly wouldn't know how to calculate the win percentage.

 

[mexico1970]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

Shouty **** in shouty **** shocker.

 

[mexico1970]

Is he asking to be sacked here, there's something a bit Alan Ballish how he speaks, I'm convinced they will be will relegated if he is still there after Xmas, love him

He is being paid a fortune, hope he continues to make a pigs ear of it gets a lovely pay off and the rags employ some other chancer who wants an early pay day.

 

[Paladin]

They bought hoijland because he was Scandinavian and sounded like haaland
It seems they bought sesko because he was balkan and sounds like Dzeko
But this guy is pure turd
As wee Davey once said " we aspire to be City"

They bought Sesco because they he sounds like Tesco.

 

[marco]

good thing is they dont have the run of games to fix things, no lg cup and no Europe, its a big chunk of games to put things right, so now at least up untill Jan its a once a week experiment

 

[Paladin]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

Haha. His main concern is that they only have one game a week. That's not going to generate enough likes and follows to pay for all his chicken baltis.

 

[dadnlad]

good thing is they dont have the run of games to fix things, no lg cup and no Europe, its a big chunk of games to put things right, so now at least up untill Jan its a once a week experiment

European exhibition tour planned

 

[marco]

European exhibition tour planned

parade included?

 

[foggy1974]

What about that manager Forest just got rid of? Reckon he'd do a decent job with those players.

He might do a decent job but he's not a miracle worker, which is what the former glory hunters want

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

 

[foggy1974]

They are wank and I'm loving it

Whoever persuaded them to part with £75m for Sesko deserves a medal. Maybe their worst post Ferguson signing yet

That has to be Pogba

 

[daveiw01]

1 win in four for the raggies and out of the league cup to Grimsby. They’ve spent over £200 million this summer and there has been no improvement from where they were last season. They’ve only been able to get a fee for Lurch from Chelsea whilst they have Rashford, Sancho and Hoijland shipped out on loan.

They bring another manager in they then have to start the cycle again of moving on the patchwork quilt of players from the Solksjar, Ten Haag and soon to be Amorim terms in charge. It’s bloody fantastic stuff.

Ahh, but they *nearly* beat Arsenal don't forget.

;-)