Magicpole
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More than your share you old twat.Obviously to determine the average you look at everyone
It is my firmly held belief that shite hawk, Mr @Magicpole has my share
More than your share you old twat.Obviously to determine the average you look at everyone
It is my firmly held belief that shite hawk, Mr @Magicpole has my share
Surely it would blow over first.If you tear a piece of paper in half and put the two pieces on top of each other, then do it again so you have a pile of 4 pieces and do that another 40 times the pile would reach the moon.
There is always that risk - hence when I’ve done it in the past I always have a pritt stick and my extendable ladders handy.Surely it would blow over first.
LiarJust spent a week in Wales and it never rained
A few years ago I was driving down the main road and a deer stepped out in front of me, I put my hazard lights on and let it takes it’s time to safely get across the road, I started to slowly drive off, it turned around and ran right into the side of my truck, lucky for deer I didn’t have my rifleMe the Mrs and our 2 German Shepherds are staying in a stunning cottage in Balquhidder Perthshire Scotland at the moment.
After a day out from a forest walk we were driving through a country lane in Strathyre at dusk returning to the cottage when all off a sudden a deer lept out from a side verge and smashed into our car above the back passenger door landed on the roof then the road and got up and jogged off into the field to our right.
Absolutely shit ourselves.
A second earlier it would of come over the bonnet or smashed into the windscreen.
We have a dent above the door and scratch marks right across the car roof but thankfully us and the deer are all well.
But Mrs Kippax poured a big glass of red and me a very large whisky as soon as we got back into the cottage just to calm us down.
Did the two dogs get a bowl of milk each ?Me the Mrs and our 2 German Shepherds are staying in a stunning cottage in Balquhidder Perthshire Scotland at the moment.
After a day out from a forest walk we were driving through a country lane in Strathyre at dusk returning to the cottage when all off a sudden a deer lept out from a side verge and smashed into our car above the back passenger door landed on the roof then the road and got up and jogged off into the field to our right.
Absolutely shit ourselves.
A second earlier it would of come over the bonnet or smashed into the windscreen.
We have a dent above the door and scratch marks right across the car roof but thankfully us and the deer are all well.
But Mrs Kippax poured a big glass of red and me a very large whisky as soon as we got back into the cottage just to calm us down.
Crazy things at this time of the year, rutting seasonA few years ago I was driving down the main road and a deer stepped out in front of me, I put my hazard lights on and let it takes it’s time to safely get across the road, I started to slowly drive off, it turned around and ran right into the side of my truck, lucky for deer I didn’t have my rifle
No just a nice piece of venison eachDid the two dogs get a bowl of milk each ?
Was it blind?A few years ago I was driving down the main road and a deer stepped out in front of me, I put my hazard lights on and let it takes it’s time to safely get across the road, I started to slowly drive off, it turned around and ran right into the side of my truck, lucky for deer I didn’t have my rifle