mrbelfry
Well-Known Member
Round ours we put them out 36 hours early to make sure they get picked up.OK, I finally understand now (I think). I suspect you're right about that but he can't stop me gate crashing and, whilst I wouldn't normally champion lack of self-awareness, if my lack of it in this case stops me from feeling unworthy then I'm alright with that. I'm also quite happy for parts of it to be unrelatable to my own more modest life.
Btw - with the obvious caveat that I don't know you from Adam, I rather doubt that last sentence :-) Also what time do they collect your bins that you can insouciantly put them out mid-morning? You'd never risk that round our way.
Despite bemoaning my uninteresting life I do actually currently find myself in possession of 2 grey bins for general waste. One is a small one we have had for a while but the new one that arrived unexpectedly last week was a family size one with increased capacity. So I have that in my favour and hopefully this will secure my invite to the Met Gala this year.
Super technically I have 3 general waste bins but one is black. This is the colour that is normally reserved for plastics and metal recycling however when it was delivered to me by Trafford Council it did have a sticker on it declaring it was usable for General Waste. However this was a cruel joke played on me by the universe as the bin men were very reluctant to empty it. This resulted in me having a bin that was always full. Ironically using it to it's maximum capacity rendered it unusable. As such it resides in the alley way being neither use nor ornament unless you have a particular taste for the brutalist
