Things people do that annoy you.

The words 'as' and 'well' being morphed into one by the youth of today.
 
Use my driveway to do a three point turn.
The ones that do it at night and don't turn off their headlights are even bigger cunts as I live in a bungalow and the bedroom is at the end of the driveway.
I've been thinking about getting some kind of spike strip or a moat full of sharks.
But doesn't your driveway extend over the nature strip which is public land ?
 
People that park illegally or do not pay for paid parking and put a sign up on the dashboard “Doctor on call”. Think very few of them are legit.
 
Use my driveway to do a three point turn.
The ones that do it at night and don't turn off their headlights are even bigger cunts as I live in a bungalow and the bedroom is at the end of the driveway.
I've been thinking about getting some kind of spike strip or a moat full of sharks.
Aren't those roads the width of the Etihad playing surface? Should be able to turn round without using reverse gear. Perhaps they're casing yer joint to see if they can 'ram raid' yer!
 
Talking into their hands. Tapping. Saying there is rather than there are where the latter is correct. Selfish parking. Zombie like behaviour when food shopping in supermarkets
 
Folk who wait till the last second, pull out then proceed to do the speed limit with a holier than thou smug twatish face.
I go out of my way to be polite on the roads so it winds me up when folk don't acknowledge it. Yep....anytime, my pleasure, don't mention it, think nothing off it.......next time twatty, I'll have your wing mirror off.
 
People who don’t put their phone to their ear like a normal person, and instead insist on sharing their call with every poor fucker in their vicinity.

People who trick you when you think there’s a space in a car park, but they’ve parked their pointless fucking Pug 1008.

People who insist on catching up in a supermarket aisle, and stand there blocking the ****.

People.
 
Twat's that park outside your house instead of theirs - dont tell me you havent got space outside yours, buy a bigger f**kin house or accept you cant have that car!
 
Twat's that park outside your house instead of theirs - dont tell me you havent got space outside yours, buy a bigger f**kin house or accept you cant have that car!
People who buy houses without driveways and assume the road outside their house is only theirs to park in and not available to everyone who pays road tax.
 

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