9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[Withnail]

If he carries on this phenomenal form, he has to be winning the Ballon D'or.

 

[domalino]

I think I'm going to put £10 on him beating Just Fontaine's record 13 goals at a World Cup.

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

If he carries on this phenomenal form, he has to be winning the Ballon D'or.

Not when Madrid lose the ECL final to City with an Erling hat trick after being runners up in La Liga. Vini winner and Mbappe second even though both injured for half the season

 

[thomas1307]

someone's not happy

 

[Gorbachev]

If he carries on this phenomenal form, he has to be winning the Ballon D'or.

Unfortunately he is in a world cup year.

As he found out when he won a treble and scored 50 goals in 2023, but a great 7 games in the world cup and Messi won it.

If a Yamal, Mbappe or Kane win the world cup they will win it.

He would have to win the CL for him to have any hope.

Modern football.

 

[dzeko&thebunnymen]

If he carries on like this, he’s city captain next season and for the rest of his career. He is on another planet right now. Shearer must be shitting bricks!

 

[madloaf]

For someone who has no in box movement and hides behind defenders on crosses he's not having a bad season.

 

[Withnail]

Unfortunately he is in a world cup year.

As he found out when he won a treble and scored 50 goals in 2023, but a great 7 games in the world cup and Messi won it.

If a Yamal, Mbappe or Kane win the world cup they will win it.

He would have to win the CL for him to have any hope.

Modern football.

Unlikely, but not impossible City could win the CL.

 

[Gorbachev]

Unlikely, but not impossible City could win the CL.

Hope so mate.

 

[don84]

Norway scored four goals on Donnarumma, that must be the first time he lets in that many?
Italy had never lost a home world cup qualifyer until today. Never? wow.

 

[Winchester]

Good job I backed him to score anytime at 6/1 when they wre losing
£70 - I thank you Sir Haaland of Erling

 

[braut]

He would have to win the CL for him to have any hope.

Or he could win the World Cup for Norway! That'd be something, eh.

 

[WallyA]

He is on track for an 80 goal season. Simply unprecedented. Messi’s best was 73, Ronaldo never got close.

I know for 2012 Messi did 91 for the calendar year, I wonder what Haaland is on track for.

Messi also had 32 assists with those 73 goals, which is just insane.

Haaland being close to this alien is ridiculous.

 

[don84]

Haaland has averaged on 2 goals per game in the World Cup qualifiers

 

[domalino]

Norway scored four goals on Donnarumma, that must be the first time he lets in that many?
Italy had never lost a home world cup qualifyer until today. Never? wow.

Germany 5-2 Italy: Hansi Flick's side hit five past Azzurri in Nations League

Germany become the first team to score five goals in a game against Italy since 1957 in a Nations League demolition.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[noseve]

Good job I backed him to score anytime at 6/1 when they wre losing
£70 - I thank you Sir Haaland of Erling

What idiots gave you 6/1?

 

[jimharri]

 

[Winchester]

What idiots gave you 6/1?

A Certain online betting site- too good to turn down

 

[Robanompivenov]

55 goals in 48 for Norway. Ludicrous.

 

[Blueknows]

55 goals in 48 for Norway. Ludicrous.

32 in his last 20 in all comps...kin insane