PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

[GOULDYBOBS]

Arro ?

Is it me your looking for

 

[Gazza]

Don is my dad. That story is 100% true

It's not Hugh then?

 

[Giovinco]

At what point does big khaldoon get on the phone and shout hurry the f*** up?!?!?

 

[City & Blue Brazil]

Growing up in Urnston i have been stopped many times by plastic rags asking for directions. Hope they saw the funny side that I sent them all the complete wrong way

Whenever i was asked in town i always sent them to get the bus to maine road and latterly the etihad on the basis they were looking for directions to the football stadium in Manchester.

 

[BuryBlue1977]

Nobody does. But what a Monday it would when we are found to be all clear.

Blue Monday

 

[invisibleandalone]

Growing up in Urnston i have been stopped many times by plastic rags asking for directions. Hope they saw the funny side that I sent them all the complete wrong way

Should have given them the right directions, that is a far more severe punishment.

 

[Chris in London]

Or the great muffin/barm debate.

If you think it's a barm FUCK OFF TO SAD CAFE YOU SAD RAG TWAT

just fixed a couple of typos for you

 

[Legalamb777]

Too right. Who can forget the classic episode where the rags bus ran out of petrol outside Windy's windmill and they asked him if he had any spare?

An absolute CLASS ACT old Windy:)

 

[M12Blue]

Blue Monday

Relentlessly played on full volume from the Etihad

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Wednesday may be the day to bury it.

 

[Manchester1894]

Wednesday may be the day to bury it.

I wanted it over by the time we face Real next month. Tebas will probably pipe up around that time too

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Windy Miller will remain one of my ALLTIME heroes until the day I conk it…..and anyone who has an issue with that can ultimately GET FUCKED.

This guy for me…

 

[Rory Bluelow]

Thats like the Japanese tourist that ended up in London when he said " 'Arro, taxi driver" when he greeted a cabbie at Manchester Airport.

My eldest lad married a Japanese girl and her mother came over on a pre-wedding visit to “kick the tyres”. She spoke little English and had an electronic translation device. Conversation was difficult. I asked her what sights she’d managed to see and she replied she’d been to Paris. I waxed lyrical for a few minutes about the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame etc while she looked at me, clearly fucking baffled. When I finished she just looked at me, shaking her her head and said “No - Buckingham Paris”
100% true. We still laugh about it now. Like an episode of “Mind your Language”

 

[half & half derby scarf]

This guy for me…
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Hartley hare was a true renegade!

 

[cityontheup]

Arro ?

Go watch Benny Hill

 

[Zabbasbeard]

Growing up in Urnston i have been stopped many times by plastic rags asking for directions. Hope they saw the funny side that I sent them all the complete wrong way

I direct them towards the Southern Cemetery usually

 

[Franny 1234]

Windy Miller will remain one of my ALLTIME heroes until the day I conk it…..and anyone who has an issue with that can ultimately GET FUCKED.

What about Mrs Honeywell ?
Windy got her pregnant and didn't stick around.

 

[dickie davies]

We've wiped the floor with them haven't we!
It's the only explanation for that shit show by all the officials this evening

 

[Franny 1234]

I knew someone in the Manchester office that was told to collect something from Northwich.
He rang up 5 hours later saying the Norwich lot didn't know what they were on about.

I worked with someone who went to Nantwich instead of Northwich. So not quite as bad.

 

[JGL07]

I knew someone who worked at the University of Warwick which rather confusingly is situated on the border between Coventry and Kenilworth.

He was expecting a visitor who was travelling by train but who went to Warwick Station rather than Coventry. The station at Coventry was a short bus or taxi ride away from the University. Instead he was 10 miles away with few public transport options back then other than a train to Birmingham and one back to Coventry.