Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

Ice rinks that arent but plastic

Boxing ring that aren't but square

 

[Bri1975]

People who put the treadmill on an incline then hold on to it and lean back so that they're still at 90° to the base

People who wear hoodies at the gym with the hood up , its not a cool look and you're clearly not working hard enough

 

[bluemc]

People who put the treadmill on an incline then hold on to it and lean back so that they're still at 90° to the base

People who wear hoodies at the gym with the hood up , its not a cool look and you're clearly not working hard enough

Seems to be a habit at my gym, people who take their trainers off and do their workout in just their socks or, even worse, bare feet, with their trainers just next to them looking a bit sad.

Firstly, this is a public place. Don't be disgusting. Secondly, why? Do these people take off their shoes at work because it helps them spreadsheet better?

 

[bluemc]

Anyone who uses a shortened version of a normal word in the hope it makes them sound a good mix of both trendy and amusing.

Bored of hearing people talking about their "inspo" (inspiration for anyone at the back who isnt keeping up). My toes curled today when I heard someone say "profesh" because saying "professional" just wasn't 2025 enough.

 

[Franny 1234]

B and m shopping trolleys only take pound coins.
People don't read the signs put up therefore use a token and the trolleys get jammed leaving you searching for a trolley that's not jammed up.

 

[.db.]

Anyone who uses a shortened version of a normal word in the hope it makes them sound a good mix of both trendy and amusing.

Bored of hearing people talking about their "inspo" (inspiration for anyone at the back who isnt keeping up). My toes curled today when I heard someone say "profesh" because saying "professional" just wasn't 2025 enough.

I feel the same about clichés where people only say the start or part of the cliché and not the full thing:

‘An Apple a day…’
‘Every cloud…’
‘Don’t judge a book…’
‘Pot, kettle’

 

[deegee33]

People in the media and celebrities starting sentences with "I think".

"I think yesterday was Wednesday "
"I think I had a shit in the morning"

Fine if the action was a few years ago , but they can't recall what happened yesterday.

Beats the heck out of our Yank stand-bys of;
So, ummm, and ya know.

 

[East Level 2]

Anyone who uses a shortened version of a normal word in the hope it makes them sound a good mix of both trendy and amusing.

Bored of hearing people talking about their "inspo" (inspiration for anyone at the back who isnt keeping up). My toes curled today when I heard someone say "profesh" because saying "professional" just wasn't 2025 enough.

It's all over the bloody place. "Tech" because technology is too difficult. "Pharma" because the thick twunts can't say or spell pharmaceutical. And it's all over the bloody media not just people talking in shorthand.

 

[borassic]

People who put the treadmill on an incline then hold on to it and lean back so that they're still at 90° to the base

People who wear hoodies at the gym with the hood up , its not a cool look and you're clearly not working hard enough

Grunters at the gym and noncey fucking PT's going snurging women

 

[Kinkybyname]

I feel the same about clichés where people only say the start or part of the cliché and not the full thing:

‘An Apple a day…’
‘Every cloud…’
‘Don’t judge a book…’
‘Pot, kettle’

clichés? I avoid them like the plague

 

[Eccles Blue]

Nobody is suggesting that you can't call your mate a FOC, just use common sense.

My Mother used to say about politicians and academics.... they might have a big brain but by heck they really do lack common sense!

 

[noseve]

The three Rs - just Rong!
PIN number
Koi carp = carp carp
A leopard doesn't have any spots to change, it has rosettes... a cheetah has spots

'you can't underestimate the importance of...' when they mean the opposite.

Example: "you can't underestimate the amount of effort Savinho puts into a match" - no, wait - bad example...

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Anyone who uses a shortened version of a normal word in the hope it makes them sound a good mix of both trendy and amusing.

Bored of hearing people talking about their "inspo" (inspiration for anyone at the back who isnt keeping up). My toes curled today when I heard someone say "profesh" because saying "professional" just wasn't 2025 enough.

I was in a meeting the other day and someone said “it’s from the dash”. After about a minute I realised they meant “dashboard”. I just sat there thinking “you lazy cun…”, at least I think I thought it.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The three Rs - just Rong!
PIN number
Koi carp = carp carp
A leopard doesn't have any spots to change, it has rosettes... a cheetah has spots

I'd like to add.....

Tuna fish ....we know tuna is a fish, I've never heard cod fish or haddock fish mentioned

likewise Koala bear....what were you expecting a koala to be? ....a wardrobe, a lawnmower?

 

[mexico1970]

I'd like to add.....

Tuna fish ....we know tuna is a fish, I've never heard cod fish or haddock fish mentioned

likewise Koala bear....what were you expecting a koala to be? ....a wardrobe, a lawnmower?

Worse than that a Koala isn't even a Bear :)

 

[Blue Mist]

Worse than that a Koala isn't even a Bear :)

Oh do fuck off with your woke shit.
Next you will say Paddington wasn't either.


Best put this:-)

 

[mexico1970]

Oh do fuck off with your woke shit.
Next you will say Paddington wasn't either.


Best put this:-)

Fucking Peruvians coming over here nicking our marmalade.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Wio Ferdinand.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Fucking Peruvians coming over here nicking our marmalade.

Well he was from the dark side

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Worse than that a Koala isn't even a Bear :)

They can identify however they want