Stupid little things that bug you

When after watching the final episode of a series on IPlayer/ITVX/ Ch4player etc, I like to see the credits/cast . I get really pissed off when it starts to load a new programme I’m not interested in.
 
The **** that drove the sidewalk (pavement) plough past my house in the middle of the night and tore the fuck out of the 16' pressure treated 8x8" at the side of the drive.
These fucking idiots need breathalyzing.
 
People on the phone, who say, "Perfect," every time you answer a question.

It’s not "perfect". If it was "perfect," you wouldn’t need to phone me.
Or people on phones who can't just say "see you" or "goodbye" at the end of your conversation.
No they have to finish with "bye" "bye" "bye" "bye" "b b bye" "bye"
Just the one is suffice
 
The **** that drove the sidewalk (pavement) plough past my house in the middle of the night and tore the fuck out of the 16' pressure treated 8x8" at the side of the drive.
These fucking idiots need breathalyzing.
Are you on about a fence?
At least you told us what a sidewalk is, the rest is just gibberish

Best put one of these :-)
 

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