The only time this makes me smile is when Sky Sports News reporters are outside the stadium at World Cup or Euros games because they don't have the rights to be inside the stadium. Fuckers.Watching the BBC news, they were reporting on a teenage lad who was involved in a fatal motorway accident. I can't understand why they needed the correspondent to be stood, in the dark, close to a motorway. There was absolutely nothing to see relating to the accident.
The same when reporters have to stand outside Buckingham Palace, court rooms or hospitals.
Or they think they have some Breaking Mega NewsThe only time this makes me smile is when Sky Sports News reporters are outside the stadium at World Cup or Euros games because they don't have the rights to be inside the stadium. Fuckers.
Suppose the little rascal had ended up at Waterloo, Charing Cross or London Bridge he wouldn't have been as popular then I suppose.Paddington's a station not a bear.
People who let other people's dogs lick their faces. Especially those belonging to strangers walking past them in the street.People who let their dogs lick their faces, dirty hangin b@%£#ds
But at least, very occasionally, they do get thwacked in the head by flying debris, so swings and roundabouts...Or the silly fuckers who stand on Blackpool promenade when it's pissing down and 80 mph winds and say there's a storm, and then warn people not to go out unless it's essential.
The needle on my ironymeter snaps off at this point.
I really love animals - but what about those who actually let the dog's TONGUE go into their mouth?!?People who let their dogs lick their faces, dirty hangin b@%£#ds
Mechanics who who shake their head, tut tut and say”Well it won’t be cheap”.P334B turbo actuator fault code on my Seat Ibiza
Shouldnt be too much of a drama Ive spoken to the garage bloke. Just a pain and it has fucked my cricket plans up for the weekend, nets today and indoor league tomorrow. Both fucked. Pub it isMechanics who who shake their head, tut tut and say”Well it won’t be cheap”.
No they are called whipper snippersPeople who call Strimmers “Weed Eaters”
F*cking absolute widges!
Or people on phones who can't just say "see you" or "goodbye" at the end of your conversation.People on the phone, who say, "Perfect," every time you answer a question.
It’s not "perfect". If it was "perfect," you wouldn’t need to phone me.