The Chase

My dad went on sale of the century and won everything in rehearsal and then bottled it on the show.

He said it was like somebody else was speaking and he knew the answers were wrong but they just came out, he was livid with himself and he also said the woman who eventually won was thick as fuck, it bothered him for years.

Not a chance I would go on the TV
I’ve done 3. The cliche about your mind going blank is 100% true. It’s very stressful especially live Saturday night tele
 
Watching an old celebrity episode.
The Beast throwing questions left, right and centre.

Q. Which of these 3 beers is European?
Grolsch, Michelob, Sol.

The Beast goes for Michelob claiming he had no idea which one it was.
There was another dubious answer with another contestant when asked which was Oasis’ debut album:
Definitely Maybe, Be Here Now, Heathen Chemistry.
Put the latter, again holding his hands up claiming not to know……
 
Tonight, we have a charity manager and a personal shopper. Not any wonder the country's fooked.
And we have Trevor who claims to coach Premier league assistant referees. No mention of him on the PGMOL website so I asked my friend who is an assistant in the Premier league. He's never heard of him either.
He is a local referee development officer for level 5 refs. Not sure why folk go on these programs and exaggerate what they do?
 
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And we have Trevor who claims to coach Premier league assistant referees. No mention of him on the PGMOL website so I asked my friend who is an assistant in the Premier league. He's never heard of him either.
He is a local referee development officer for level 5 refs. Not sure why folk go on these programs and exaggerate what they do?
And when they're asked what hobbies they have, loads reply with "walking", "movies" "cooking".
Why not add "wanking" to the list?
 
Not sure why folk go on these programs and exaggerate what they do?
I normally just watch the first 2 minutes, and laugh at the contestant's declared ages.
I was watching it a few weeks ago, and saw the following
"Hello, I'm Agnes, and I'm 66"
Now, Mrs G has a mate who's 66, and she's pretty tidy for her age (sorry, no pics), and she looks decades younger than the woman who could've been breastfeeding a late 1970's pop star
 

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