The Chase

[Platt Lane 59]

Two women in tonight’s final chase
Q. What tube connects the mother to an unborn baby?

A. Pass the older woman

Not sure the older woman would know, as am sure she said she had a wife ?

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

My dad went on sale of the century and won everything in rehearsal and then bottled it on the show.

He said it was like somebody else was speaking and he knew the answers were wrong but they just came out, he was livid with himself and he also said the woman who eventually won was thick as fuck, it bothered him for years.

Not a chance I would go on the TV

I’ve done 3. The cliche about your mind going blank is 100% true. It’s very stressful especially live Saturday night tele

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

100+ wage plus hospital consultant wage doesnt go far you know

They can always double up on the private work.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Watching an old episode.

Q. Which actor in The Shining said “Hereeee’s Johnny”?
A. William Shatner

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Next old episode - same contestant

Q. What is the only animal passengers are able to take on an aeroplane?
A. Cats

Q. What building in London did Prince Charles describe as a giant salt seller?
A. Empire State Building

 

[East Level 2]

someone who technishes drums

Baddum tish!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Today’s edition

Q. DXB are the initials for which middle eastern airport?
A. Birmingham

Also the team were asked how many times did David Cameron win a general election and someone said “pass”.
Just give a fucking number.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Watching an old celebrity episode.
The Beast throwing questions left, right and centre.

Q. Which of these 3 beers is European?
Grolsch, Michelob, Sol.

The Beast goes for Michelob claiming he had no idea which one it was.
There was another dubious answer with another contestant when asked which was Oasis’ debut album:
Definitely Maybe, Be Here Now, Heathen Chemistry.
Put the latter, again holding his hands up claiming not to know……

 

[Corky]

Which of these 3 beers is European?
Grolsch, Michelob, Sol.

Sol is dutch owned now, and Grolsch is Japanese owned. Was it a trick question?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Sol is dutch owned now, and Grolsch is Japanese owned. Was it a trick question?

It’s not about who owns it, Grolsch is a Dutch beer

 

[uwe rosler 28]

It’s not about who owns it, Grolsch is a Dutch beer

Sol is Spanish so what was the right answer?

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

Sol is Spanish so what was the right answer?

Think Sol is Mexican not Spanish.