The Chase

[Platt Lane 59]

Two women in tonight’s final chase
Q. What tube connects the mother to an unborn baby?

A. Pass the older woman

Not sure the older woman would know, as am sure she said she had a wife ?

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

My dad went on sale of the century and won everything in rehearsal and then bottled it on the show.

He said it was like somebody else was speaking and he knew the answers were wrong but they just came out, he was livid with himself and he also said the woman who eventually won was thick as fuck, it bothered him for years.

Not a chance I would go on the TV

I’ve done 3. The cliche about your mind going blank is 100% true. It’s very stressful especially live Saturday night tele

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

100+ wage plus hospital consultant wage doesnt go far you know

They can always double up on the private work.