Joke thread

[Lou Antony Morris]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm putting this on here as I think it's a fuckin joke

 

[JASR]

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It is, it’s really disgusting from City, there’s no way you should be on that mailing list.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

It is, it’s really disgusting from City, there’s no way you should be on that mailing list.

I wasn't mate, I copied it from another site

 

[Silva Citizen]

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To be fair when you divide it through (by 12 then by 19) it’s about £700 per game, If it includes cup and European games it’s nearer £400. That is not bad value if you look at corporate hospitality rates throughout the premier league.
Well out of my league but I know people (small/ mid size business owners) who might consider splitting a box between three or four of them and writing it off against tax if that’s still possible.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm a FOC so I couldn't even afford to look at one let alone buy one

 

[Blue Mist]

To be fair when you divide it through (by 12 then by 19) it’s about £700 per game, If it includes cup and European games it’s nearer £400. That is not bad value if you look at corporate hospitality rates throughout the premier league.
Well out of my league but I know people (small/ mid size business owners) who might consider splitting a box between three or four of them and writing it off against tax if that’s still possible.

Your maths doesn't work. You divide it by 12 individuals but then say 3 or 4 small business owners.
4 business owners would have to find 40k per season each. No small business could afford that (further you cannot just claim the 40k back against tax like you think.)

That said, if any business man is thinking of getting one, I'm happy to make up the numbers if he's struggling.

 

[Zubrman]

Well he's certainly enjoying his new gym class:

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[fanatic1]

Guy from Wigan wins the lottery and wants a life sized solid gold statue of his pet dog. So he goes to an upmarket jeweller and asks the likely cost. Jeweller replies "Do you want it eighteen carat?" "Nay lad guy replies" -- "Just chewing on a bone will do."

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam101]

 

[xmusampa]

It is, it’s really disgusting from City, there’s no way you should be on that mailing list.

If I had that sort of money I don’t think I would buy one . That’s £15000 per person for a match some food and free drinks for a few hours.
God I’m poor!

 

[JASR]

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Brilliant!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Was expecting a bed & overnight stay* at least!

*with Emma Stone...