Joke thread

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[Sam101]

 

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[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[Sam101]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I was tickling my little son's feet the other day. My wife asked if I could at least wait until he was born.

 

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[Sam101]

It's my Scouse Nephew's birthday tomorrow.



So as a special treat I've slipped a twenty pound note into his Nan's purse.

 

[Sam101]

What's the difference between New York and Minnesota ?

New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis.

 

[Sam101]

Little known fact: There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before taking them out of the oven.

Saint John The Bap Test.

 

[KS55]

Little known fact: There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before taking them out of the oven.

Saint John The Bap Test.

It’s a barm.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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