Joke thread

[kippaxneil]

Now that Ian Huntley is dead, does that make Igor Tudor the world's worst caretaker?

 

[JASR]

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If Arsenal were refereed to the laws of the game, they’d have half their squad sent off on their 1st corner.
And the same for United , when defending the 1st corner.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Now that Ian Huntley isdead, does that make Igor Tudor the world's worst caretaker?

The caretaker at the twin towers,who left the landing light on, still has a lot to answer for!

 

[Vienna_70]

If Arsenal were refereed to the laws of the game, they’d have half their squad sent off on their 1st corner.
And the same for United , when defending the 1st corner.

They deserve red cards just for being rags!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[HorlocksWalk]

I see that the 'Incredible' is still playing.

And Frank Bruno

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just been to the petrol station to fill up… saw a bloke at pump 3 put £10 in…. I said where you driving to pal, pump 4?

 

[sir baconface]

We didn’t have much growing up, I once had a birthday party at the local laundrette.
The highlight was playing pass the Persil.

Ours was hunting the Omo…

 

[chris63]

 

[chris63]

 

[dickie davies]

That's a collector's item
Russ Abbot almost being funny

 

[J.G.Blue.]

That's a collector's item
Russ Abbot almost being funny

Shouldnt any Russ Abbot talk be in the Atmosphere thread?

 

[tweety]

 

[mrcunny]

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol today for £60.
Granted, it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive

 

[Casey69]

Ours was hunting the Omo…

We got daz on our roof ! Couldn’t get no aerial !

 

[MCFCTrick]

 

[chris63]

 

[Kush45]

 

[bladdered]

A British couple are walking down a street in Tenerife...
They turn a corner and see a sign that says,
'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10'
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail and sure enough once the drinks are on the bar the English bartender says that'll be 20 cents please!
The couple cant believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough the drinks are poured and the barman says;
"That'll be 20 cents please!"
Curiosity gets the better of them and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply.
The bartender says "It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife and last year I won £109 Million on the Euro Millions so I opened this bar and I've got enough money that I don't have to worry about making any profit."
Happy with the story the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks.
As the man is drinking his pint of lager he can't help but notice three old blokes sat in the corner who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in.
"What's the deal with them three over there?' The man asks the bartender.
"Those are three of my regulars, they're retired blokes from Yorkshire. They're waiting for Happy Hour when the drinks are half price!'

 

[mrcunny]