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[dickie davies]

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It took me a minute

 

[Blue Mist]

Not a joke as such but it was so funny. On Dragons Den last night, a Manc husband and wife wanted some money. Stephen Bartlett said they needed a bigger social media presence and suggested an influencer, the bloke agreed but said they weren't that tec savvy. He then said 'Round our way an influencer was someone on your council estate who got your telly back for you when it was nicked'

 

[Keep the Faith]

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[Meatbag]

 

[cinnamon]

Dr. Silva: "Does it hurt when I apply pressure here?"

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Dr. Silva: "Does it hurt when I apply pressure here?"

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

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