Stupid little things that bug you

Receiving messages via WhatsApp, you have your phone in your hand , a text is absolutely fine
 
Even worse, broadcasters who replay it in slow-motion!?!
Another one that annoys me is when a goal is scored and you catch a glimpse of the fans going fucking mental behind the goal, only for the broadcasters to cut to a shot looking pitch-inwards where you can no longer see any fans and you can only see the player celebrating.

Sometimes they’ll cut back to the fans after the mad limbs have ended.
 
Good on him..

I never understood why petrol is so expensive in the UK.
Yesterday I paid $2.30 litre (1.20 quid) and everybody is moaning like feck about the price (Including me).
Before Iran it was about $1.50 (76p)

You'd think way more cars in the UK would lead to cheaper fuel than Australia, plus you have your own North sea oil ?
Is it all tax revenue?
Tax and then they add VAT so double tax
 
People in a shop at the counter saying - " can i get?" Erm, no you can't you silly **** because what you want has already been got, that's why it's in the shop.

You can have it though if you ask politely.
The guy in my local shop who always declares it to be "awesome" when I ping my card on the reader.
And the other assistant who says it's "perfect"
It's neither of those things, it's just a payment.
 
I'm puzzled.

If he was lazy wouldn't he park in the driveway nearer to the front door?
Parks on the pavement causing an obstruction for walkers, runners and those using wheelchairs. Why not just f*cking park on the driveway?
 
They're horrific things. But they sell by the container load, so I doubt the company behind them will worry too much about what I think of them.
Sometimes I think that there's a competition between the mega wealthy to see who can get people to wear the most ridiculous items of clothing.
(eg rag plastics).
 
Those people using shopping trollies as a walking aid, they hang their bellies and boobs over them and have no respect for other people wanting to shop. Then when they get to the checkout, they spend ten minutes sorting their shop into various bags whilst gossiping to the cashier about the weather, their family, their plans for the weekend, and the wars, and then spend ten minutes counting out the cash and throwing it onto the counter instead of giving it to the cashier.
 
The amount of people who, when referring to the plural of anything (aardvarks, inter continental ballistic missiles, ping pong balls, grains of salt, the lady next door's fine thrupennies etc etc), insist on inserting a totally needless and wrong apostrophe. You haven't got four tyre's on your jalopy.
 
Two things about jam doughnuts:

1. Biting into one and the first bite being jam because I want to save that until last but never know where’s best to bite first.

2. Getting the first bites right but then taking one too many bites in trying to save the jam until the last few bites, only for the jam to squirt out and you lose the thing you’ve been saving til the end.

But I do love a jam doughnut!
 
Two things about jam doughnuts:

1. Biting into one and the first bite being jam because I want to save that until last but never know where’s best to bite first.

2. Getting the first bites right but then taking one too many bites in trying to save the jam until the last few bites, only for the jam to squirt out and you lose the thing you’ve been saving til the end.

But I do love a jam doughnut!
Obviously
 

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