Toss thing to do IMO.
Families of salad dodging whales were doing it in Croatia, saving beds in prime spot with a view, only to turn up at 3pm.
I'm tempted to leave a note on their towels when they're not there
Toss thing to do IMO.
Families of salad dodging whales were doing it in Croatia, saving beds in prime spot with a view, only to turn up at 3pm.
Hold on. I'll ask the wife..........We leave just before daylight to play golf and you see em creeping around putting their Canada towels on the same chairs.
Are those mugs acceptable with vodka in, asking for a friend like ?
Hold on. I'll ask the wife..........
Yes. And they can hold a lot of white wine apparently.
Whilst we are on the subject of travel, paying extra for a taxi transfer from the airport and ending up on a crammed mini bus doing about 4 drop offsMost of these are travel related.
Motorway diversions. Lovely one to hit when the sat nav tells you there is 40 minutes of a drive to go and it’s 1am. You’re then taken off route and it slaps on another hour and the added bonus of driving down a country lane for the majority of it. Psychological warfare that.
People that open the bus window directly above their head in the pissing rain and freezing cold so everyone behind them catches a death.
The middle seat on an airplane.
People that sit next to you on a plane or a train and slam their arm / elbow into yours because they’ve decided they need the arm rest immediately and more than you.
Pulling over to let an oncoming car get through and they can’t possibly acknowledge with a simple thanks.
People that walk through a door in a coffee shop / restaurant etc… and can’t possibly shut it behind them.
The Go Compare adverts.
Funnily enough I don’t tend to watch live TV so I can skip through the adverts but I ended up seeing this advert for the first time today whilst I was eating.So there I was, 2 eggs on toast and an ad comes on breakfast telly....an animated view of a turd in the bowels all for the sake of a constipation cure. FFS, I'm eating my breakfast. Wouldn't mind but I get a full animated womans period at tea time as well.....
Which one, the bowel movement or the " Guess what honey, the decorators are in "Funnily enough I don’t tend to watch live TV so I can skip through the adverts but I ended up seeing this advert for the first time today whilst I was eating.
You dont need to indicate when entering a motorway as it is totally obvious where you are going.Drivers who change lanes, or enter a motorway, without indicating. Cunts!
Nevertheless you're changing lanes, got to indicate.You dont need to indicate when entering a motorway as it is totally obvious where you are going.
When the car doesn't indicate, do you assume he is going straight on, onto the hard shoulder ?
What were we talking about?Linekar.