Adverts that drive you mad

[give it to gordon]

Brookland beer
Yanks have never made a decent beer.

Kin hell tele been on 30 seconds and this fucking yanky shitty beer advert is on again

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Pepto advert singing about diarrhoea for fucks sake.

If I was dying due to a combination of all the ailments mentioned by those singing dancing hi viz vest wearing d listers, I'd chose death.

 

[jimharri]

Those arty farty perfume ads that always turn up this time of year. Gaultier* is the perfect example of the genre!



*other brands are available!

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

That Hugo boss bottled fragrance for men advert on TV is hilarious.

A singer watches the actor Badley Cooper in the cinema and cries. He then performs in his own concert, with footballer Vinicius Jnr watching in the audience. Who, midway through the performance runs directly onto a pitch and scores the winning goal and points to Badley Cooper watching in the crowd who nods back in appreciation.

 

[Eaststander1]

That Better Boxes advert from 'Must Have Ideas' is doin' me f'kn head in ... its that blond womans screeching voice.

 

[give it to gordon]

That Hugo boss bottled fragrance for men advert on TV is hilarious.

A singer watches the actor Badley Cooper acting in the cinema and cries. He then performs in his own concert, with footballer Vinicius Jnr watching in the audience. Who, midway through the performance runs directly onto a pitch and scores the winning goal and points to Badley Cooper watching in the crowd who nods back in appreciation.

Thanks for explaining who the people in the ad are, I had no idea but thought must be famous lol

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Kin hell tele been on 30 seconds and this fucking yanky shitty beer advert is on again

Isn't all Yanqui beer shitty?

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

That little tw@t on the radio that doesn’t know what to flush and what not to flush down the bog.

His mum needs a slap aswell :-)

 

[Victorinodennistua]

That Hugo boss bottled fragrance for men advert on TV is hilarious.

A singer watches the actor Badley Cooper acting in the cinema and cries. He then performs in his own concert, with footballer Vinicius Jnr watching in the audience. Who, midway through the performance runs directly onto a pitch and scores the winning goal and points to Badley Cooper watching in the crowd who nods back in appreciation.

Yep it’s terrible. Also I bet that goal was ruled offside and Bradley hasn’t got a bloody clue who Vinicius is.

 

[Blue Maverick]

The Sauvage after shave advert with Johnny Depp I can’t stop saying Sausage as someone changed a billboard to that :)

 

[unexpected item]

Carrots getting married - just fuck off.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

One with that ponce beckham wearing some earphones.

****

 

[give it to gordon]

The latest advert advertising itv you did they have to fit Beckham free kick into it ?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Elen Degeneres selling her 'beauty' products.

Dragging her wife into it to cover for her cardboard sales pitch.

 

[jimharri]

It was just on now; that Verisure ad, where the VS lackey phones the householder to say that someone is trying to break into her house. She replies, saying that "I was asleep; oh yeah, the alarm's gone off". What use is that alarm then, when it didn't wake her, but the phone did?

 

[jimharri]

That AA ad, with the vampires in the car that calves in the middle of the road. "We should have left centuries ago". Er; cars weren't around centuries ago?

 

[crublue1]

That dandruff one with the talking goat, and that wanker with the bottle sticking out of his rucksack. If that wasn't bad enough, Claudia fucking Winkleman turns up at the end.
And the ones where moustaches pop up all over the shop with that stupid noise. You might know Ian "wrighty" Wright would be involved, the twat.

 

[give it to gordon]

PayPal with that stupid unfunny yank

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Thank goodness they explain it to me ten times a morning in a condescendingly easy to understand way.

Think I'd sooner crowd fund than buy this shite.

 

[Kompany Car]

The Sure whole body deodorant advert is just grim.