Eurovision 2026

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s like a Whispery Rammstein

Our entry sounds a bit like what Karaftwerk would sound like now after they’re on Valium whilst also collaborating with Ricky Martin for the chorus.

 

[Gobshiight]

His voice is a bit weak for this

 

[deano ou812]

Looks familiar this lad like a young Temu version of Johnny Depp

 

[Gabriel]

Malta for me so far.

 

[deano ou812]

Right fuck all this when is the proper song on the UK entry

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Our entry sounds a bit like what Karaftwerk would sound like now after they’re on Valium whilst also collaborating with Ricky Martin for the chorus.

Complete with props from a budget steampunk indy movie version of a Mary Shelley novel.

 

[Metal Biker]

I;m hazarding a guess this is about Climate Change...?

 

[deano ou812]

Severe lack of scantily clad women..oh hold on

 

[Metal Biker]

Right fuck all this when is the proper song on the UK entry

14th

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

My wife is watching it, and keeps trying to make me interested. We have been married for 23 years, and she still doesn’t get it.

 

[Metal Biker]

Bulgaria trying the Israeli 'Toy' entry hook from a few years ago

 

[deano ou812]

Wow nice pair of lungs on this girl more like it ..

 

[Claytop]

More nonsense, love it.

 

[RobMCFC]

Well, this is very disappointing compared to the catchy stuff like “Espresso Machiato” and “Sauna” last year.

Tony the Tiger was fun but the song wasn’t great. I wouldn’t want to hear any of these again.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

The number of crash zooms for this Bulgarian entry has given me vertigo

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Angabangara!

 

[deano ou812]

Bunga bunga her

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Wow nice pair of lungs on this girl more like it ..

I’d banga

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Right fuck all this when is the proper song on the UK entry

Number 14 after this one.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Bangaranga surely the winner. Very bouncy.