Eurovision 2026

[moggymoz]

Nul top bollocks nul points.

 

[meeesh]

What the actual fuck

 

[wattle]

Holy fuck!!!!!! Nil points

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Well done young Gordon Ramsey

 

[Metal Biker]

It’s so bad… come back Gemini… all is forgiven

The chorus is literally just random words

"Lerv...lerv's nut enERRRF...."

 

[Scottyboi]

Nicht so gut.

 

[deano ou812]

I’ll call it now that’ll be in the running,so bad it’s good

 

[Claytop]

I liked it…

 

[Gabriel]

Whatever happened to Jed, Howard Jones' bondaged dancer?

 

[Metal Biker]

Here comes France taking it all way too seriously...

 

[Kinkybyname]

Good lord, just watching our dreadful song now, its even worse than I thought .... if that wins I'll show my backside in Piccadilly !

you won't be on your own in Spiceworld

 

[Gabriel]

Good lord, just watching our dreadful song now, its even worse than I thought .... if that wins I'll show my backside in Piccadilly !

That could put you in the running for next year's entry, pardon the expression...

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s so bad… come back Gemini… all is forgiven

The chorus is literally just random words

Rhyming karaoke with pepperoni is genius.

Modern day Wordsworth.

 

[give it to gordon]

Feeling sorry for my work colleagues who are 'having' to work tonight on a live showing of this. Just because he comes from here (Ramsgate).

I heard the song weeks ago and said im not giving up my Saturday night/Sunday morning for that shit lol. Plus only got back of holiday yesterday ;)

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Why is the French entry always staged in black. Anybody else noticed that? It’s always some ballad taking itself very seriously and all the lighting is dark and mysterious. Like every year. Mix it up France.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ariana la Grande

 

[Metal Biker]

Why is the French entry always staged in black. Anybody else noticed that? It’s always some ballad taking itself very seriously and all the lighting is dark and mysterious. Like every year. Mix it up France.

Because.....ART

 

[Paul1970]

Holy fuck!!!!!! Nil points

It will to well amazingly

 

[Gabriel]

Why is the French entry always staged in black. Anybody else noticed that? It’s always some ballad taking itself very seriously and all the lighting is dark and mysterious. Like every year. Mix it up France.

 

[Dipsis_LTU_MC]

At least 5 points for the UK from the public. Germany and Austria will appreciate it.