Eurovision 2026

[Scottyboi]

Them puppies were flying about you love to see it.

 

[deano ou812]

wtf is this they doing an exorcism

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I love the entries that make me feel like I’m about to be ritually sacrificed

 

[Claytop]

Why she got a protractor drawn on her forehead?

 

[Scottyboi]

Should be a bumper harvest this year.

 

[deano ou812]

Get behind me Satan

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Karl Jenkins’ long awaited Croatian follow up to Adiemus.

 

[Metal Biker]

Bangaranga surely the winner. Very bouncy.

 

[Eaststander1]

Holy shit Germany gets my vote and I haven’t heard her song ..

There's been a few stunners in this so far, and she was definitely one of them...not a bad song either, it's probably got a lot more chance than ours has !

 

[Gobshiight]

I hope this is how I die

 

[Claytop]

We’re up next

 

[UnderControl]

Here's our German entry

 

[Metal Biker]

Ok, UK, here we go...

 

[Metal Biker]

Oh god...no.

 

[deano ou812]

Here we go Nul points ..

 

[deano ou812]

wtf is he doing a Thomas Dolby

 

[Gobshiight]

Oh nooo

 

[Metal Biker]

Who let Boris Johnson's young nephew as our entrant!?

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

It’s so bad… come back Gemini… all is forgiven

The chorus is literally just random words

 

[Eaststander1]

Good lord, just watching our dreadful song now, its even worse than I thought .... if that wins I'll show my backside in Piccadilly !