United Thread | 2025/26

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Last night in Philadelphia the pub that is home to the Philadelphia chapter of the Manchester united supporters club had a fire and will be closed through the world cup.
The pub that is home to the Manchester City supporters club have issued a statement stating that united supporters are welcome to watch the Sunday matches at our pub, but will be prohibited from entry with any clothing that bears the badge of the devil and their match will be shown on the smallest TV in the pub, which is also the furthest from the beer taps.
Sorry for the owner of the burned pub, but absolutely thrilled with our pubs statement.
They are recognized as SCUM all across the globe.
 
deegee33 said:
Last night in Philadelphia the pub that is home to the Philadelphia chapter of the Manchester united supporters club had a fire and will be closed through the world cup.
The pub that is home to the Manchester City supporters club have issued a statement stating that united supporters are welcome to watch the Sunday matches at our pub, but will be prohibited from entry with any clothing that bears the badge of the devil and their match will be shown on the smallest TV in the pub, which is also the furthest from the beer taps.
Sorry for the owner of the burned pub, but absolutely thrilled with our pubs statement.
They are recognized as SCUM all across the globe.
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Hope it’s a black and white portable kept in the Gents.
 
Grassland Blue said:
The p/l has been poor this season.
Very stop start due to the world cup.
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It's been mad in the mid riff of the table....tighter than most years,it shows at the top as Arsenal s tally would only get you 2nd/3rd most years.

Leeds as an example were only above the relegation battle are now 12 pts off European football ....CL football was quite close for many.

If Villa win tonight... Bournemouth may get CL football next year.
 
I'm With Stupid said:
Because it's being used to claim that he should be player of the season, when in reality, he should be absolutely nowhere near an award like that. But this is it these days. Football judged entirely on stats.
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The one person I feel sorry for in all this is the true assist record holder not on stats but purely on direct contributions.
Step forward to receive your award.....Howard Webb.
 
deegee33 said:
Last night in Philadelphia the pub that is home to the Philadelphia chapter of the Manchester united supporters club had a fire and will be closed through the world cup.
The pub that is home to the Manchester City supporters club have issued a statement stating that united supporters are welcome to watch the Sunday matches at our pub, but will be prohibited from entry with any clothing that bears the badge of the devil and their match will be shown on the smallest TV in the pub, which is also the furthest from the beer taps.
Sorry for the owner of the burned pub, but absolutely thrilled with our pubs statement.
They are recognized as SCUM all across the globe.
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The proprietor of the City pub is proper Bert.

That’s brilliant!
 
deegee33 said:
Last night in Philadelphia the pub that is home to the Philadelphia chapter of the Manchester united supporters club had a fire and will be closed through the world cup.
The pub that is home to the Manchester City supporters club have issued a statement stating that united supporters are welcome to watch the Sunday matches at our pub, but will be prohibited from entry with any clothing that bears the badge of the devil and their match will be shown on the smallest TV in the pub, which is also the furthest from the beer taps.
Sorry for the owner of the burned pub, but absolutely thrilled with our pubs statement.
They are recognized as SCUM all across the globe.
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Just for clarity. Where were you last night.
(You can take the 5th)
 
At the moment bruno the rat is level with the legend that is KDB and Terry Henry for 'assists'.
The only reason KDB and Henry are level is the wankers at the Premier League reviewed a perfectly good pass by KDB and ruled it out.

I'm not a betting man but on Sunday the rags game will finish nil nil and the same panel of PL fuckers will find a pass from last September to give it to this *unt to make him the world's bestest passer and bestest assister ever.

You just watch.
 
Blue Mist said:
At the moment bruno the rat is level with the legend that is KDB and Terry Henry for 'assists'.
The only reason KDB and Henry are level is the wankers at the Premier League reviewed a perfectly good pass by KDB and ruled it out.

I'm not a betting man but on Sunday the rags game will finish nil nil and the same panel of PL fuckers will find a pass from last September to give it to this *unt to make him the world's bestest passer and bestest assister ever.

You just watch.
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Looking at the long term / bigger picture that will be fine though. Let the rags think he's the bestest player in the world ever, give him a massive contract and let him think he runs the place and becomes utterly toxic in the dressing room.
A tried and tested formula over there since the gpc fucked off.
 
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese said:
Looking at the long term / bigger picture that will be fine though. Let the rags think he's the bestest player in the world ever, give him a massive contract and let him think he runs the place and becomes utterly toxic in the dressing room.
A tried and tested formula over there since the gpc fucked off.
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Good point.
Its like the 'let's appoint caretaker Carrick cos when we did it with gollum it worked so well'
 
deegee33 said:
Playing with matches in a pub across town, why do you ask?
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Hmmmmmm, have you got a alibi ? Your team mates will verify you didn't sneak off ?

A rag pub got burnt down.
You're a Blue posting about it
And you ask why im asking!

I was joking my friend........

But if it was you, nice one, say nowt.
 
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