halfcenturyup
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Another way of looking at it, well it is Saturday before the dead rubber game tomorrow, and I am sat here watching you tube videos from years ago with Mrs Manchester, so I am breaking the boredom before an afternoon walk. Imagine you get in a car, which is the premier league, the two front wheels are Levy and Lewis, the driver is Gill and the back seat drivers are some American dressed as a peroxide blonde with pouted lips from Livarpool and a peroxide blonde with pouted lips from Manchester masquerading as Woodward, a lovely couple. As the car is driving down the road the front tyres start going over little bits of metal, the hard truth, and begin to lose air creating a bit of wheel wobble that the driver, Gill, can't control so he decides to bail out leaving the back seat drivers shouting at the front wheels to keep the car in line. On seeing this scruffy jim comes to the rescue as the driver. He steadies the car and orders the two back seat drivers to get out leaving them on the roadside looking for new business. After driving carefully following the road the driver seems to have everything in control untill some more little bits of metal, hard evidence, start making the front tyres, Levy and Lewis, lose more air and wobble again. The driver, scruffy jim, decides he needs a new plan and decides to get new front tyres, Barradas, and ditches the wobbling and now thoroughly illegal tyres, Levy and Lewis, because if he is caught with them he will get prosecuted as well when all the evidence is presented before a judge. Now the car, the premier league, is running smoothly into the distance hoping never to be found. The recently ejected tyres and peroxide blondes are now forlornly sitting at some roadside gathering dust and nobody wants to interview or speak to them as they know these are the ones who got them into this mess. Now I'm no lawyer, you guessed I know, but it is a very behind the scenes scenario I csn imagine being played out. Don't have a go at me because I told you all at the beginning I was bored;-)
See you all at the Etihad tomorrow.
You should post more.
Not in this thread, though, please :)