The semi official thinking out loud thread

[LWashington]

How come a large bowl of salad from the supermarket, containing more salad than I eat in a month, says on the container that it only counts of one of my five a day.

 

[malg]

Andrew Marr's face is made of plasticine.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Why did I drink beer then wine then beer then wine?

 

[maccadon]

If you say raise the lights.it sounds like your sayin razor blades in Australian accent

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Is Tracy Barlow going to get her come-uppance?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'd love to know how to make a flat white.

I think I'd start with a rolling pin!

 

[LWashington]

What's the Cricket Score?

 

[LWashington]

Why am I so tired today.

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

I fuckin hate rags

 

[LWashington]

If I gatecrashed someone's wedding and sang Take That songs how much would I get paid?

 

[mayo31]

Family!

 

[LWashington]

Are Sister Sledge still family?

 

[crooky]

Does anyone actually watch the first part of A Place In The Sun: Home or Away with the guy when really it's all about the second half with milfy Jasmine Harman?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I think i need my 3rd shit of the day.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I think i need my 3rd shit of the day.

Anyone think PLLK needs to see a quack?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Anyone think PLLK needs to see a quack?

Anything between three times a day and 1 in 3 days is the norm mate. I've already asked about it.

There are other things I need to see a quack about before my bowel movements

 

[LWashington]

I hate it when ones finger goes through cheap bog roll after a medium to moist sitting

So does James Bond.... 007 hates Goldfinger.

 

[kas_tippler]

What can I have for tea?

 

[malg]

The picture of that bird that's just been posted on the 'Muslim diet coke' thread.................I think I would.

 

[kaz7]

Why is the whole place flapping or argueing