United Thread 2015/16

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But, but, but, what about all their new youth players ready to break into the 1st team, and in doing so, continuing the World famous Manchester United youth academy production line.

I'll say it before any Rag loving media outlet does.

Van Gaal's World famous Babes.
 
Earlier today we didn't approve this post from the now banned ChesterCopperpot. I thought it was hillarious in its bitterness, so I'd like to share it with everyone.

Enjoy, but this is the sort of c*nt we regularly have to filter out.

People going on about Schweinsteiger being 31 at the start of the season, Yaya is 32 and will be 33 when the season ends and let’s have it right, the decline of Yaya is visible to even a blind man.

That decline is going to be even greater this coming season and who else do City have then, a pair of bush wackers in Fernando and Fernandinho? City now have the weakest midfield out of any of the top 4.

Defence- The decline of that oaf Kompany is there for all to see, then you have that clown Demichelis next to him and no signs of City wanting to strengthen in this area, not taking into account Clichy as a left back and another clown in between the sticks (Hart).

Taking Aguero out, you have 2 left feet Dzeko and Boney M.


City’s squad is in a mess, Grace Jones does not fix this, £50 million on Grace Jones could have gone some way to fixing the above and if you think you lot are getting Pogba your living in cloud cuckoo-land, City have already blown their load, you can’t spunk twice, this guy’s face sees to that:-

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Some united fans are saying on redcafe we will fall out of the top 4 this season. They have a fair point about our central midfield being a bit weak but the transfer window isn't over yet. Even with our squad now I can't see us falling away!
 
cleavers said:
Earlier today we didn't approve this post from the now banned ChesterCopperpot. I thought it was hillarious in its bitterness, so I'd like to share it with everyone.

Enjoy, but this is the sort of c*nt we regularly have to filter out.
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Come on you have to share shit like that at the time so we can laugh in his face!

Being genuine for a moment, United have improved and they are looking more balanced. I can see them comfortably getting champs league this term. However do they really have anything special to title challenge? I actually think their centre mid will be hard to break down now if they can keep everyone fit but unless depay hits the ground running they don't have any real game changers; Rooney meh, Di Maria - if he stays - is hit and miss. Mata isn't used properly. They seem to be forgetting how good aguero and silva are. If sterling hits the ground running he will be an essential player and if, okay big if, Yaya can get back to levels of 2 season ago then there's another worldie.

Plus if we sign one of de brunye or Pogba well frankly we will be streets ahead and ironically suddenly looking a lot younger than their squad.
 
Pablo1 said:
Had a skim of the "Bluemoon Goes into Meltdown" thread on Redcafe. They seem to spend the majority of it lamenting the fact we fucking hate them, call them nasty names and don't give them much leeway on here... Completely missing the point that if the sad cunts didn't keep signing up here under the guise of blues just to wum, we'd not have to spend post after post calling them out as rag cunts.
Fucking weirdos.
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I think they can't get into their heads just how fucking sad some of their fellow united fans can be.
 
cleavers said:
Earlier today we didn't approve this post from the now banned ChesterCopperpot. I thought it was hillarious in its bitterness, so I'd like to share it with everyone.

Enjoy, but this is the sort of c*nt we regularly have to filter out.
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You could have let us play with him for a while, you know, just like a cat plays with a Mouse.

As for United, they haven't made One signing that has me worried, they are signing players to cement 4th place, not a cat in hells chance they challenge for the title as it stands.
 
Murph said:
You could have let us play with him for a while, you know, just like a cat plays with a Mouse.
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It wasn't the majority view, and I agree, as a shit storm would have followed that post in real time, but I think its good that people can see what often doesn't get through, though to be fair this was at the extreme end of their bitterness.

The delusion is quite hillarious :)
 
Salam u Alaik ya ahlal Bluemoon.:)

Rags in their current state cannot win anything even if they sign a striker and Ramos. They are an MLS side.


Rooney: fat,slow, poor striker, doesn't give a shite

Schwienstieger: overrated, last paycheck and knees and ankles gone.

Schneiderlin: A Midfield Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Worst player playing for a top 4 club( sorry raggies aren't a top 4 club these days as they're midtable).

Evans: Worst defender ever

Carrick: even Jedinank would do similar.

Herrera: Spanish cleverley he is. Passing range of 2cm.

Di Maria: Great player but doesn't like them.

Shaw: fat and can't defend can't attack.

Depay: Fat and sluggish.

Smallings: Decent

Lesbo: Used to be a poacher now not even that.

Mata: Tries to hard to be David Silva


And fuck you raggy bastards.
Agueroooooooo
 
cleavers said:
Earlier today we didn't approve this post from the now banned ChesterCopperpot. I thought it was hillarious in its bitterness, so I'd like to share it with everyone.

Enjoy, but this is the sort of c*nt we regularly have to filter out.
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He is correct to a certain point about Platini trying to stop us but they have the Glazers as owners, they may be spunking a few quid at the moment but they will want it all back, in spades.
 
Falcao said:
130K and transfer fee 15 million Euros.
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It's £275k per week and a £14m transfer fee you lying rag twat.

Still, must be a bargain compared to the £20m you spunked on Foulcow last season eh?

Now do us a favour and take your bullshit elsewhere you fucking vermin.
 
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Shiekh.I Khalid Saad said:
Salam u Alaik ya ahlal Bluemoon.:)

Rags in their current state cannot win anything even if they sign a striker and Ramos. They are an MLS side.


Rooney: fat,slow, poor striker, doesn't give a shite

Schwienstieger: overrated, last paycheck and knees and ankles gone.

Schneiderlin: A Midfield Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Worst player playing for a top 4 club( sorry raggies aren't a top 4 club these days as they're midtable).

Evans: Worst defender ever

Carrick: even Jedinank would do similar.

Herrera: Spanish cleverley he is. Passing range of 2cm.

Di Maria: Great player but doesn't like them.

Shaw: fat and can't defend can't attack.

Depay: Fat and sluggish.

Smallings: Decent

Lesbo: Used to be a poacher now not even that.

Mata: Tries to hard to be David Silva


And fuck you raggy bastards.
Agueroooooooo
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I think you've been kind to them.

Smalling decent?

Other than that, I like you :)
 
cleavers said:
LOL.
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He's a decent defender but shits his pants when he has the ball.
As a footballer he's also shit yeah.

They won't finish above Us, Arsenal and Chelsea no matter what they do. Turtle's second season record suggests they might even finish 8th,9th or 10th( wont happen definitely). Fingers crossed for the inevitable Giggs vs Turtle showdown mid season.
 
Anybody else think that with the Turtles signings they will be no better off in 2 years time when he goes than they were when he started?
I honestly don't have a clue what he's trying to do. Apart from spending shed loads of money what is his "philosopheee"?
Falcao, Di Maria and RVP out for "massive" losses with an old Pig breeder and few squad players in? I'm lost. Has Soriano planted him there?
 
cleavers said:
It wasn't the majority view, and I agree, as a shit storm would have followed that post in real time, but I think its good that people can see what often doesn't get through, though to be fair this was at the extreme end of their bitterness.

The delusion is quite hillarious :)
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Yeah, to be fair you can't let every Tom, Dick and Raggy post. Would bring the tone down.
 
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