United Thread 2015/16

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United are absolutely shit. £300 million spent since fergie left and they won't come anywhere near winning the league this season. All the while the fans have embarrassed themselves and become more bitter than ever before.
 
Despite claiming that NOTHING will stop them preventing DeGea leaving ( except of course the chance of a fee now over no fee next summer ) SSN had turtle, DeBoer and Cillessen himself ruminating over a possible move to the swamp. So looks like they are lining up a replacement for the keeper they aren't allowing to leave and Turtle is confident there will be no penalties awarded against them next season.

Is Michael Oliver reffing all their games then?
 

They're bringing in Sterling for the price we brought in Darmian, Depay and Schweinsteiger... :lol:

He'll improve them though. They're squad is a bit shite these days IMO. Aguero and Silva are class, and Fernandinho is pretty good (same with Hart in net), but the rest are just average squad players at this point and I wouldn't take any of them at United. It's a very similar squad to United's when Fergie was retiring basically. A lot of work to be done.

Are they all ostriches on there?

Or just plain stupid?
 
Honest to God, they really are deluded. A few signings and United now have the best midfield/squad in the PL.

Are there any sensible Rags reading this thread who believe the s*** written on Red Café?
 
Honest to God, they really are deluded. A few signings and United now have the best midfield/squad in the PL.

Are there any sensible Rags reading this thread who believe the s*** written on Red Café?

Get it right... I think you'll find they've now got the best midfield in Europe, apparently.
 
Did anyone notice the advert at the bottom of the first page?

If not, I'll give you a clue.

It's for the new kit of a rival Greater Manchester Premier League club.

He! He!
 
Are they all ostriches on there?

Or just plain stupid?

In fairness the OP makes a good point that we've lost Barry, because we have, hasn't played for us last couple of years but we definitely have.

Again some rightly point out if we keep the same squad for the next few years and don't buy anyone new it'll be a very old squad because we won't have got anyone new. If you remove the fact we've got Sterling and are negotiating for Pogba and KDB its a sound point.

Then there is one guy who talks about how he's looking forward to seeing our youth prospects next year in Denayer, Iheanacho and Zuculini. He sounds really genuinely happy to see them and hopes they do well, I don't know how to react to that. I mean, thanks I guess? Rags are fucking shit at this rivalry stuff.
 
Going backwards IMO if they sell DeGay, and Tia Maria. Already lost Van Persil, who they have signed helps their midfield but fails to address striker and defence. SCUM
 
Did anyone notice the advert at the bottom of the first page?

If not, I'll give you a clue.

It's for the new kit of a rival Greater Manchester Premier League club.

He! He!

That's probably because you have been viewing it on the internet yourself. When I click on it I get a curved tv add pop up which I've been viewing.
 
That's probably because you have been viewing it on the internet yourself. When I click on it I get a curved tv add pop up which I've been viewing.

Nope.

Not looked at our new kit at all.

Though I know what you mean; it's happened to me in the past with products I've bought or been interested in.
 
Honest to God, they really are deluded. A few signings and United now have the best midfield/squad in the PL.

Are there any sensible Rags reading this thread who believe the s*** written on Red Café?



I cant pretend to be any better than anyone on red cafe, my mate said to me the other day "hey look Manchester United are interested in signing Benteke and may trigger his release clause at £32 mill he said no way is he worth that much" and began to bust my balls, immediately i switched in to defensive mode and said " Bloody hell what a bargain buy that would be the guys a beast do you remember that solo effort against united id be well happy with the Tekkers".

Later that day in the afternoon he turns round and says hey Liverpool look set to sign Benteke bet your gutted now aren't you, again i switched straight to defensive mode and said" Fk me who would buy him for £32 mill the guys shit i hope they do sign him for that price"

Needless to say everyone turned round and looked at me like you double standard Wnker!! " Typical United fan" etc etc etc :-)
 
The "who's had the best window so far?" Thread is glorious. The dismissing of us as a force next season is funny as fuck.apparently our window has been the worse so far because we've wasted money on players we don't need. If you're going to comment you fucking dickweeds then at least know what it is you're commenting on.
I'm surprised the couple of blues who are daft enough to post on there haven't put them straight, well not that bobbymanc ****, he's so far up their arses I'm sure he he's suffering from 'Stockholm syndrome' but that Manchester Dan and Polite Poster are usually on the mark when it comes to making them look stupid.
 
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